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Twitter users tell stories of bad first dates | tweet by Jennifer Gunter @DrJenGunter He collapsed had call 911 he came around gave him Coke and he said sugar is toxic can't drink Then despite clearly having cardiac event he refused paramedics and thought date would continue. KimPeace @KimPeace13 22h Replying DrJenGunter happened on worst 1st date?

Twitter Users Share Awkward and Bad First Dates

Funny tweets about Keanu Reeves lookalike who is allegedly a Donald Trump supporter, twitter thread | facebook post by Bill Montanary OperationFlagDrop Maryland Bike Show this past weekend with Keanu. Apparently he restores antique bikes and is Trump supporter with Cheryl Putnam. TOYOTA TRUMP 2020 KEEP AMERICA GREAT! Kawasaki | tweet by SARA @chanelwhoree_ Replying ogrods ordered online vs my package arrives

Fake Keanu Impresses Trump Supporter, Inspires Twitter Comedy

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jimmy fallon, fired, funny tweets, job, twitter, work | tweet by Jayme Really @JaymeMckenna #HowlGotFired went work one day and my manager explained our meeting previous day, while sleeping, she had fired.

Funniest 'How I Got Fired' Tweets

Twitter thread about Victorian Valentine's Day cards | tweet Rosie White @rosalindmwhite Vinegar Valentines were cheaply made cards usually featured an insulting rhyme or caricature. As receiver not sender responsible cost postage recipient often found themselves paying privilege being insulted by their admirer.

Victorian Valentine's Day Cards Were A Passive Aggressive Roastfest

Stranger Things teaser inspires fans to imagine a crossover with Marvel | jim hopper with a shaved head and no beard standing in a snowy forest, red guardian bearded soviet marvel superhero also played by david harbour red guardian origin story

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Chateau Marmont tweets about a scary encounter with a Huntsman spider | Chateau Marmonte Chatcey MaRmont @ChateauMarmonte URGENT: if anyone sees large spider on grounds or room, PLEASE, do not touch s Huntsman Spider pet one our Australian guests IS POISONOUS, but cannot kill an adult human. Please call Raj at front desk if see IMMEDIATELY Raj

Chateau Marmonte Live Tweets Encounter With Huntsman Spider

People on Twitter react to HGTV's "House Hunters" episode with a throuple on it | tweet by orlibeth @orlibeth just about go sleep HouseHunters comes on with an episode about THROUPLE shopping house Colorado AND they have two kids Definitely staying up watch this #mustseetv #veryprogressiveHGTV!!

Twitter Reacts To "Throuple" Episode On House Hunters

Steak-Umm shares a Twitter thread about Valentine's Day that reads like a fever dream | tweet by Steak Steak-umm -umm @steak_umm picture this on first date. they ask if like twitter face immediately lights up. they smile and ask favorite account is. without hesitation word "steak-umm" leaves lips. steak-umm? they ask, confused reach water but 's empty

Twitter Thread: Steak-Umm's Valentine's Date Fever Dream

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Funny, cute, and poetic cat tweets from Twitter account 'Curious Zelda' | tweet haiku black and white cat with large yellow eyes Curious Zelda @CuriousZelda have deep connection feel my soul Our love has no conditions But please refill my bowl Had craving Felt inspired Did some catnip Now wired.

Fourteen Cute And Funny Poetic Posts From 'Curious Zelda'

Funny captions from new york times style editor choire sicha covering the oscars, adam driver, timothee chalamet, janelle monae | Heather Kelly @heatherkelly Shout out drunk intern having blast writing NYT Oscars captions. Who's going drive home, Adam Driver? Favorito! At Governors Ball. Everyone's number one joke today is Oscar voters didn't know Parasite about them.

New York Times' Oscars Style Captions Were A Delightful Comedy Surprise

funny memes about pete buttigieg wearing bright green headphones, spotify, music, bernie sanders, democrats, presidential elections | tweet by Lion Ryan @rynowill75 HUEY LEWIS AND THE NEWS FORE! Hip Be Square Huey Lewis News. American Psycho movie reference Patrick Bateman murderer

Photo Of Pete Buttigieg In Headphones Gets Roasted On Twitter

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Woman gets followed home by a few creepy guys getting off the train, and a stranger helps her out | W Black Professor @Wonderbitch82 walking train few minutes ago and woman walked right up and gave tight hug and whispered quickly please act like know 3 guys are following while played along then walked her 3 blocks home an experience both us. 8:24 PM 07 Feb 20 Twitter Android 58.9K Retweets 373K Likes

Woman Gets Followed Home, Stranger Helps Her Out

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Trump Gets Roasted And Meme'd For His Orange Tan Line

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Funny story about Keanu Reeves Sad keanu meme ending up in a Ukrainian history textbook | iconic black and white vintage photograph 30 Rockefeller Plaza Lunch Atop A Skyscraper showing row of construction workers sitting on beam steelwork photoshop keanu reeves red circle

Sad Keanu Meme Accidentally Makes It Into Ukrainian Textbook

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