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Chateau Marmont tweets about a scary encounter with a Huntsman spider | Chateau Marmonte Chatcey MaRmont @ChateauMarmonte URGENT: if anyone sees large spider on grounds or room, PLEASE, do not touch s Huntsman Spider pet one our Australian guests IS POISONOUS, but cannot kill an adult human. Please call Raj at front desk if see IMMEDIATELY Raj

Chateau Marmonte Live Tweets Encounter With Huntsman Spider

People on Twitter react to HGTV's "House Hunters" episode with a throuple on it | tweet by orlibeth @orlibeth just about go sleep HouseHunters comes on with an episode about THROUPLE shopping house Colorado AND they have two kids Definitely staying up watch this #mustseetv #veryprogressiveHGTV!!

Twitter Reacts To "Throuple" Episode On House Hunters

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Steak-Umm shares a Twitter thread about Valentine's Day that reads like a fever dream | tweet by Steak Steak-umm -umm @steak_umm picture this on first date. they ask if like twitter face immediately lights up. they smile and ask favorite account is. without hesitation word "steak-umm" leaves lips. steak-umm? they ask, confused reach water but 's empty

Twitter Thread: Steak-Umm's Valentine's Date Fever Dream

Funny, cute, and poetic cat tweets from Twitter account 'Curious Zelda' | tweet haiku black and white cat with large yellow eyes Curious Zelda @CuriousZelda have deep connection feel my soul Our love has no conditions But please refill my bowl Had craving Felt inspired Did some catnip Now wired.

Fourteen Cute And Funny Poetic Posts From 'Curious Zelda'

Funny captions from new york times style editor choire sicha covering the oscars, adam driver, timothee chalamet, janelle monae | Heather Kelly @heatherkelly Shout out drunk intern having blast writing NYT Oscars captions. Who's going drive home, Adam Driver? Favorito! At Governors Ball. Everyone's number one joke today is Oscar voters didn't know Parasite about them.

New York Times' Oscars Style Captions Were A Delightful Comedy Surprise

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funny memes about pete buttigieg wearing bright green headphones, spotify, music, bernie sanders, democrats, presidential elections | tweet by Lion Ryan @rynowill75 HUEY LEWIS AND THE NEWS FORE! Hip Be Square Huey Lewis News. American Psycho movie reference Patrick Bateman murderer

Photo Of Pete Buttigieg In Headphones Gets Roasted On Twitter

Funny random memes | Dad fast asleep channel gets changed Dad: Hey watching wwe pro wrestling the undertaker sitting up in his coffin. getting ready event vs at event @lonerslifestyle saint west kardashian family

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Woman gets followed home by a few creepy guys getting off the train, and a stranger helps her out | W Black Professor @Wonderbitch82 walking train few minutes ago and woman walked right up and gave tight hug and whispered quickly please act like know 3 guys are following while played along then walked her 3 blocks home an experience both us. 8:24 PM 07 Feb 20 Twitter Android 58.9K Retweets 373K Likes

Woman Gets Followed Home, Stranger Helps Her Out

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Twitter, memes, president Donald Trump photograph face spray fake tan orange circle unblended bronzer makeup | Can somebody get President United States beauty blender half peeled orange

Trump Gets Roasted And Meme'd For His Orange Tan Line

Funny story about Keanu Reeves Sad keanu meme ending up in a Ukrainian history textbook | iconic black and white vintage photograph 30 Rockefeller Plaza Lunch Atop A Skyscraper showing row of construction workers sitting on beam steelwork photoshop keanu reeves red circle

Sad Keanu Meme Accidentally Makes It Into Ukrainian Textbook

tweets wholesome dogs shelter bios twitters dog walker cute sweet aww rescue good boys thread | black and white dog on a leash JR KG DR DJKA Today 9:04 AM Dave Richardson DR Nana. Good dog. One brown eye one blue eye. DR Nana! Like Peter Pan! iMessage text messaging

Local Shelter Dog Walker Gives Dogs Cute Little Bios

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Funny memes, dank memes, robert pattinson, robert pattinson memes | this is the first time i've seen this guy not look like he took an adderall and robber a pet store after not sleeping for 5 days robert pattinson for time out magazine smiling with flowers

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Kim Kardashian posts pictures of her creepy house and gets roasted on Twitter | white house with no furniture and weird architecture tweet by zack @daly_zack Replying KimKardashian pls put some things ur house freaks out

Kim Kardashian Posts Pics Of House, Gets Roasted

Funny tweet that reads, "Thanks for the clarification, Dad" above a photo of a girl next to a sea lion, where her dad says happy birthday and points out which one is her

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Twitter users share things that they learned in their 20s | tweet by Michael m @quickbear Don't blindly trust doctors. Do own research, advocate yourself My20sTaughtMe

Lessons People Learned In Their 20s

Journalist explains how Danish parliament works compared to American Congress | tweet by Michael Grunwald Replying MikeGrunwald First all, there dais hearing room, just like any congressional hearing, except politicians weren't on dais six experts who were testifying were on dais. Can imagine? As if hearing about them and not politicians? politicians were sitting front row audience. They all stayed their seats entire hearing. And do know they did? They listened second row and didn't see any them

Journalist Compares Danish Parliament to American Congress