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Funny captions from new york times style editor choire sicha covering the oscars, adam driver, timothee chalamet, janelle monae | Heather Kelly @heatherkelly Shout out drunk intern having blast writing NYT Oscars captions. Who's going drive home, Adam Driver? Favorito! At Governors Ball. Everyone's number one joke today is Oscar voters didn't know Parasite about them.

New York Times' Oscars Style Captions Were A Delightful Comedy Surprise

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Photo Of Pete Buttigieg In Headphones Gets Roasted On Twitter

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Thirty Simpleton Memes For The Critically Bored

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Woman Gets Followed Home, Stranger Helps Her Out

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Trump Gets Roasted And Meme'd For His Orange Tan Line

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Funny story about Keanu Reeves Sad keanu meme ending up in a Ukrainian history textbook | iconic black and white vintage photograph 30 Rockefeller Plaza Lunch Atop A Skyscraper showing row of construction workers sitting on beam steelwork photoshop keanu reeves red circle

Sad Keanu Meme Accidentally Makes It Into Ukrainian Textbook

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Kim Kardashian posts pictures of her creepy house and gets roasted on Twitter | white house with no furniture and weird architecture tweet by zack @daly_zack Replying KimKardashian pls put some things ur house freaks out

Kim Kardashian Posts Pics Of House, Gets Roasted

Funny tweet that reads, "Thanks for the clarification, Dad" above a photo of a girl next to a sea lion, where her dad says happy birthday and points out which one is her

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Twitter users share things that they learned in their 20s | tweet by Michael m @quickbear Don't blindly trust doctors. Do own research, advocate yourself My20sTaughtMe

Lessons People Learned In Their 20s

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Journalist explains how Danish parliament works compared to American Congress | tweet by Michael Grunwald Replying MikeGrunwald First all, there dais hearing room, just like any congressional hearing, except politicians weren't on dais six experts who were testifying were on dais. Can imagine? As if hearing about them and not politicians? politicians were sitting front row audience. They all stayed their seats entire hearing. And do know they did? They listened second row and didn't see any them

Journalist Compares Danish Parliament to American Congress

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Cat Tweets Written By Cat Folks

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Coyotes And Badgers: A Friendship Like No Other

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Wendy's Roasts McDonald's To Announce Their New Breakfast Menu

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