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Tweets about a roommate who failed at making oatmeal cookies | Guys Named Ernie Bernie Ern4Bern LateNightNelly Everyone feel free roast my roommate who thought oatmeal cookies are just baked oatmeal burnt tray with chunks of dry oatmeal on it

Twitter Responds to Roommates Horrible Oatmeal "Cookies"

Twitter users describe the fruits and veggies that they think they could throw the furthest | tweet by will WillWells95 Replying BaileyCarlin Celery Root should not be slept on

Fruits And Veggies People Could Throw The Farthest

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People describe bad grades that they thought would ruin their lives, but didn't | tweet by Roger @iamtherog Elementary School had straight As all 4 years except Penmanship and missed out on getting President's Educational Award because devastated. Now I don't even know if people learn cursive anymore. pic of a red apple on top of a closed book

Bad Grades People Thought Would Ruin Their Lives

Funny memes about cooking and food | recipe: 2 cloves garlic got pic of many garlic cloves | tries cook again fire alarms my house many times do have teach this lesson, old man? sponegbob squarepants fish

Fourteen Delicious Cooking Memes For Amateur Chefs

People share bad times to quote movies | tweet by TK @TKthekonseptTK she discovered engagement ring u put her cake too late My precious QuoteAMovieAtABadTime x-ray ring inside a person'd body

Bad Times To Quote Movies

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Funny tweet from a Conor McGregor fan who got cropped out of a photo with him | tweet by erin safran if you're having a bad day just remember @thenotoriousmma cropped me out of our photo

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tweet by joshua 4 congress Tweet about wanting a better life for others via universal healthcare, free college, and paid maternal leave | i don't have kids & probably never will i support universal childcare & paid maternal leave i'm never going back to college i support free college. i don't make min wage i support increasing it above the cost of living. this is called "wanting a better life for people"

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People on Twitter describe what marriage is like to them in one word | tweet by tribetraveler @tribetraveler #MarriagelnOneWord Marriage isn't word s more like sentence

Twitter Users Sum Up Marriage In One Word

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Liars that got called out for spreading lies online | Messenger DEC 13, 1:10 PM y Hi are Good good are doing Bout clean driveway Ic are single not. Ic Are Yes went high school with wife. DEC 27, 7:28 AM Oh

Liars That Got Outed For Their Dishonest Antics

funny tweets, British, problems, polite, culture, twitter | Tweet VeryBritishProblems T@SoVeryBritish Brit 1: Excuse sorry, can just Brit 2: Yes course, sorry Brit 1: Sorry, thanks <both Brits somehow know 's happening> 04/04/2015 21:53 6,375 RETWEETS 8,229 FAVOURITES | Looking into having hands surgically removed after waving at someone who waving at someone behind

'Very British Problems' Making Life Awkward For Brits Everywhere

zoos amazon review animals twitter tweets funny lol cute rate rating | Owl Oregon Zoo O @OregonZoo WONT BE DISAPPOINTED This stylish little unit is amazing. Sound quality No distortion at full volume but bass is little weak. Top rotates which is plus rateaspecies O 2,440 7:03 PM Mar 9, 2018

Zoos Rating Species In The Form Of An Amazon Review

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Twitter users share their various breakup stories | blondehound @blondehound #ABreakUpStory He told deserving 14.50/hour because customer service rep at start-up and my job "wasn't hard Tried explaining emotional labor being nice people who berate things outside control, but he paying 0/hour.

An Emotional Rollercoaster Of Breakup Stories

Funny tweets from novelty Twitter account 'Very British Problems' | Tweet VeryBritishProblems T@SoVeryBritish "Thanks lot sounds sarcastic "Thanks sounds annoyed "Thanks bunch sounds furious 09/03/2015 19:32 3,145 RETWEETS 3,709 FAVOURITES

Twenty-Two 'Very British Problems' For The Limeys

Twitter users tell stories of bad first dates | tweet by Jennifer Gunter @DrJenGunter He collapsed had call 911 he came around gave him Coke and he said sugar is toxic can't drink Then despite clearly having cardiac event he refused paramedics and thought date would continue. KimPeace @KimPeace13 22h Replying DrJenGunter happened on worst 1st date?

Twitter Users Share Awkward and Bad First Dates

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Funny tweets about Keanu Reeves lookalike who is allegedly a Donald Trump supporter, twitter thread | facebook post by Bill Montanary OperationFlagDrop Maryland Bike Show this past weekend with Keanu. Apparently he restores antique bikes and is Trump supporter with Cheryl Putnam. TOYOTA TRUMP 2020 KEEP AMERICA GREAT! Kawasaki | tweet by SARA @chanelwhoree_ Replying ogrods ordered online vs my package arrives

Fake Keanu Impresses Trump Supporter, Inspires Twitter Comedy

jimmy fallon, fired, funny tweets, job, twitter, work | tweet by Jayme Really @JaymeMckenna #HowlGotFired went work one day and my manager explained our meeting previous day, while sleeping, she had fired.

Funniest 'How I Got Fired' Tweets