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35 Goofy Greek Mythology Tweets That'll Have Mere Mortals Feeling Wiser Than Athena

Jesse Kessenheimer

Enthusiastic DIYers receive family heirloom rocking chair, controversially decide to refurbish it instead of continuing tradition: 'This is why everyone hates millennials'

Ally Perry

Boss reprimands employee for coming in 15 minutes late after working 12 hours the day before, maliciously complies to a strict 9-5 schedule: 'Mind you my boss works 10-3 every'

Emmy Pratt

'Every 4-year-old girl in my son’s class is named like Ingrid and Astrid and Edna': Moms discuss the rise in little girls with old lady names

Emmy Pratt

Entitled mom takes baby to kids baseball game, complains when spectators make noise: 'You don't bring your baby to a baseball game for them to sleep'

Ally Perry

29 Screen Time Memes for Folks Who Are in a Serious Relationship With Their Phones

Lana DeGaetano

31 Memes to Make You Feel Okay

Emmy Pratt

Drivers and non-drivers debate why people shame teenagers for not getting their license: 'If public transportation was accessible, many people wouldn't'

Emmy Pratt

Woman receives support after getting chastisted for jumping rope in driveway: 'I hope she starts a jump roping club in her front yard'

Ally Perry

'It's called having a party': Non-imbibers bemoan the social pressure to have an open bar wedding, get roasted in the replies

JR Atkinson

Picky manchild gets judged for forcing wife to cook him a separate dinner: 'Imagine how much her family hates him'

Ally Perry

The Freshest and Funniest Feline Tweets of the Week (July 14, 2024)

Mariel Ruvinsky

31 Memes of Quality

Emmy Pratt

Zoomer amuses Millennials by romanticizing kitschy 2000s kitchen decor: 'Tuscan-maxxing is better than being Millennial grey backsplash-pilled'

Ally Perry

Crunchy mom horrifies with refusal to get her newborn child a birth certificate: 'This + homeschooling = entire lost generation'

Ally Perry

Memes That Are Nutritious And Delicious

Emmy Pratt