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Funny Twitter thread about how a doctor would deliver a defibrillator to a centaur | tweet by FredWuMD Serious question medtwitter: If show up at code, and patient is centaur who had cardiac arrest, ignoring joules question, where do think defib pads should go assuming heart is human part, or B, assuming heart is horse part?

Doctor Tries To Figure Out Where To Put A Defibrillator On A Centaur

Funny tweet that reads, "Woke up late for the 5,748th day in a row"

I'm Out Of Excuses At This Point

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Funny tweet that reads, "Quit side-eyeing my Santa hat. I once left my tree up til April."

Don't Judge Me, Jerk

Guy proposes to his girlfriend with the ring he kept hidden for the last three years | tweet by theyearofelan Three and half years ago, Molly and took trip Seattle had only been dating about eight months, but were already very much love. While there popped into vintage jewelry shop just hell At one point, Molly put an emerald ring on her finger

Guy's Story Of Marriage Proposal Is A Feels Trip

A collection of the most popular slang terms from the 2010s | KarloTakki On fleek can't even.

The Worst Slang Terms That Became Popular In The 2010s

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Dad's son commits to the dark side after getting a lightsaber very quickly | child holding a red lightsaber toy in his hand, in the next frame he's attacking his mother with it

Kid Gets Lightsaber For Christmas, Goes To The Dark Side Instantly

Funny Twitter thread where a pro hockey player tries to flirt with Anna Kendrick | Anthony Beauvillier @titobeauvi21 Hi @Annakendrick47. DanyAllstar15 Replying titobeauvi21 and @AnnaKendrick47 hey man thanks letting use gear during fundraiser held animal shelter save puppies cup way too big but other than everything worked fine. Thanks again

Pro Hockey Player Shoots His Shot With Anna Kendrick, His Buddies Back Him Up

A collection of Twitter responses to people talking about getting knockoff AirPods for Christmas | Quil_18 doing if ask AirPods and unwrap this Bluetooth Smart Pods+ True Wireless Earpods Dual Mic Calls Advanced Auto Pairing Hours Play Time Dynamic Bass Smart Chip Technology Works with Siri Charging Case Included Extra 12 Hours Play Time

The Epic AirPods Disappointment Of Christmas 2019

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NHL player tweets at actress, multiple accounts sing his imaginative praises thanking him for lending them his expensive vehicles, saving animals and insinuating about the size of his jockstrap | Anthony Beauvillier @titobeauvi21 Hi @AnnaKendrick47

NHL Player Shoots His Shot With Anna Kendrick, Twitter Tries To Wingman Him

Funny Twitter thread about a dad who thought of a clever way to give his kids cash for Christmas | tweet by TwoClawsMedia None kids wanted toys Christmas this year, they just wanted cash. Understandable, but cash as gift, while practical, always feels impersonal, so made special packaging. Went over well

Dad Comes Up With Clever Method For Gifting Kids Cash For Christmas

Dad decides to give his kids cash for Christmas | tweet by TwoClawsMedia None kids wanted toys Christmas this year, they just wanted cash. Understandable, but cash as gift, while practical, always feels impersonal, so made special packaging. Went over well

Dad Gives Kids Cash For Christmas In A Creative Way

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Funny tweet that reads, "In case you ever think your roommate is dumb...let me one-up you" above photos of a pot that had melted on the stove

About Time For A One-Bedroom Apartment

Funny tweet that reads, "I am giving up drinking for a month. Sorry that came out wrong. I am giving up. Drinking for a month."

It's Almost Time For Those New Year's Resolutions

tweets funny hannukah holidays twitter lol | tweet by ProfEmilyOster Kid: grandma and grandpa are coming Hanukkah and bringing guilt mean gelt Also yup

Hannukah Tweets That Are As Lit As A Menorah

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memes smudge comic funny woman yelling at cat twitter art lol | missing cat with photo of smudge the cat, depressed woman sitting at a desk and a dog looking up at her,

Satisfying End To 'Woman Yelling At Cat' Comic Comes (4 Parts)

cats funny tweets lol twitter weird animals drama | pic of a cat stretching to look in a mirror and another pic of a cat sitting next to a tipped over litter box. cat looks himself in mirror and if nobody pays attention he tossing things over

Cat Owners Reveal Their Cats' Weird Shenanigans (Tweets)