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Funny Twitter thread about how a doctor would deliver a defibrillator to a centaur | tweet by FredWuMD Serious question medtwitter: If show up at code, and patient is centaur who had cardiac arrest, ignoring joules question, where do think defib pads should go assuming heart is human part, or B, assuming heart is horse part?

Doctor Tries To Figure Out Where To Put A Defibrillator On A Centaur

Funny tweet that reads, "Woke up late for the 5,748th day in a row"

I'm Out Of Excuses At This Point

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Funny tweet that reads, "Quit side-eyeing my Santa hat. I once left my tree up til April."

Don't Judge Me, Jerk

A health insurance exec's Twitter thread on health insurance reform goes viral | tweet by Wendell Potter O @wendellpotter Lately I've noticed some Democratic politicians defending the current healthcare system by saying it preserves "choice" for Americans. As a former health insurance exec who helped draft this talking point, I need to come clean on its back story, and why it's wrong and a trap

Health Insurance Exec's Twitter Thread On Healthcare Goes Viral

Dad's son commits to the dark side after getting a lightsaber very quickly | child holding a red lightsaber toy in his hand, in the next frame he's attacking his mother with it

Kid Gets Lightsaber For Christmas, Goes To The Dark Side Instantly

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A collection of the most popular slang terms from the 2010s | KarloTakki On fleek can't even.

The Worst Slang Terms That Became Popular In The 2010s

A collection of Twitter responses to people talking about getting knockoff AirPods for Christmas | Quil_18 doing if ask AirPods and unwrap this Bluetooth Smart Pods+ True Wireless Earpods Dual Mic Calls Advanced Auto Pairing Hours Play Time Dynamic Bass Smart Chip Technology Works with Siri Charging Case Included Extra 12 Hours Play Time

The Epic AirPods Disappointment Of Christmas 2019

memes smudge comic funny woman yelling at cat twitter art lol | missing cat with photo of smudge the cat, depressed woman sitting at a desk and a dog looking up at her,

Satisfying End To 'Woman Yelling At Cat' Comic Comes (4 Parts)

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cats funny tweets lol twitter weird animals drama | pic of a cat stretching to look in a mirror and another pic of a cat sitting next to a tipped over litter box. cat looks himself in mirror and if nobody pays attention he tossing things over

Cat Owners Reveal Their Cats' Weird Shenanigans (Tweets)

Funny tweet that reads, "In case you ever think your roommate is dumb...let me one-up you" above photos of a pot that had melted on the stove

About Time For A One-Bedroom Apartment

Funny Twitter thread where a pro hockey player tries to flirt with Anna Kendrick | Anthony Beauvillier @titobeauvi21 Hi @Annakendrick47. DanyAllstar15 Replying titobeauvi21 and @AnnaKendrick47 hey man thanks letting use gear during fundraiser held animal shelter save puppies cup way too big but other than everything worked fine. Thanks again

Pro Hockey Player Shoots His Shot With Anna Kendrick, His Buddies Back Him Up

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Funny tweet that reads, "I am giving up drinking for a month. Sorry that came out wrong. I am giving up. Drinking for a month."

It's Almost Time For Those New Year's Resolutions

tweets funny hannukah holidays twitter lol | tweet by ProfEmilyOster Kid: grandma and grandpa are coming Hanukkah and bringing guilt mean gelt Also yup

Hannukah Tweets That Are As Lit As A Menorah

anti wholesome memes, depressing memes | Rules textinga girl: 1) give up 2) she doesn't 3) like 4) grandpa simpson holding a sign that reads DESPITE HAVING NO EVIDENCE AM STILL CONVINCED EVERYONE MY LIFE SECRETLY HATES

15 Anti-Wholesome Memes For Anyone Who's Sick Of The Holiday Cheer

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Funny tweet that reads, "*RSVP'ing to Christmas party* Whispering into phone: is it okay if I bring my weird roommate? Husband, from behind me: STOP CALLING ME THAT"

I'll Make Him Behave, I Swear

A collection of Twitter users respond to their favorite elf on the shelf replacements | tweet by joshiNYa78 Pop on top ElfOnTheShelfReplacements (great way scare kids too btw did with my nephew).

Twitter Users Share Elf On The Shelf Replacements

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Employee leaves at 2 PM daily to pick up kids from school, manager complains they only work 5 hours a day: 'There wasn't much indication of willingness to change'

Employee leaves at 2 PM daily to pick up kids from school, manager complains they only work 5 hours a day: 'There wasn't much indication of willingness to change'

Employee takes 3 weeks of PTO, returns to work feeling as burnt out as he did before the vacation: 'My motivation for work is basically gone.'

Employee takes 3 weeks of PTO, returns to work feeling as burnt out as he did before the vacation: 'My motivation for work is basically gone.'

Remote employee quits, boss forces them to travel across the country and stay 3 months to finish their work: 'No is a complete sentence'

Remote employee quits, boss forces them to travel across the country and stay 3 months to finish their work: 'No is a complete sentence'

28 Feline Funnies Featuring the Cattest of Cats Doing Their Cat Things

28 Feline Funnies Featuring the Cattest of Cats Doing Their Cat Things

The Best Heartwarmingly Wholesome Memes and Posts of the Week

The Best Heartwarmingly Wholesome Memes and Posts of the Week

Entitled sister expects her sibling to dogsit Copper the Golden Retriever without notice, but fails to ask ahead or say thank you: 'She said she "forgot" and that she had already booked her flight'

Entitled sister expects her sibling to dogsit Copper the Golden Retriever without notice, but fails to ask ahead or say thank you: 'She said she "forgot" and that she had already booked her flight'

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