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A heartfelt story about a grandma developing a love for Dungeons & Dragons | tweet by AntnHz My grandmother passed away. Her funerals were today, but here l'd like talk about most important thing couldn't spend too much time on her eulogy: her love Dungeons Dragons DnD

Heartfelt Story Of Grandma's Love For Dungeons & Dragons

Guy proposes to his girlfriend with the ring he kept hidden for the last three years | tweet by theyearofelan Three and half years ago, Molly and took trip Seattle had only been dating about eight months, but were already very much love. While there popped into vintage jewelry shop just hell At one point, Molly put an emerald ring on her finger

Guy's Story Of Marriage Proposal Is A Feels Trip

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Funny tweet by Jay Inslee that reads, "I'm a Boomer and it's time for our generation to do our part to defeat climate change. Ok, Boomers? (Did I do that right?)" above a still of Will Smith saying, "He a little confused, but he got the spirit"

He Tried, And That's All That Matters

awkward Oblivious Woman In A Cafe | tweet by LittleCecil2 so, l'm sat busy cafe reading book with cup tea and pastry and lady sat opposite engrossed her newspaper has just taken bite my pastry. will update

Embarrassing Twitter Story About An Oblivious Woman In A Cafe Is All Of Us

A collection of creative and brutal insults from various people online | tweet by TheCoolTeacher_ Y'all class. Kids are working, talking and whatnot hear this like plunger. Always bringing up old shit I HOLLERED.

Creative And Ruthless Insults That Brought The Heat

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A collection of Twitter replies to what people did when they woke up on January 1st | Andy Roberts Pulp Writer @AndrewRoberts66 #IWokeUpOnJanuary1stAnd Went back sleep again.

Twitter Users Share Their January 1st Experiences

centaurs twitter debate heart tweets interesting | FredWuMD Serious question medtwitter: If show up at code, and patient is centaur who had cardiac arrest, ignoring joules question, where do think defib pads should go assuming heart is human part, or B, assuming heart is horse part

Twitter Debate About Where A Centaurs Heart Would Be Located

NHL player tweets at actress, multiple accounts sing his imaginative praises thanking him for lending them his expensive vehicles, saving animals and insinuating about the size of his jockstrap | Anthony Beauvillier @titobeauvi21 Hi @AnnaKendrick47

NHL Player Shoots His Shot With Anna Kendrick, Twitter Tries To Wingman Him

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Funny tweet that reads, "Took me eleven minutes to do that thing I've been avoiding for three months: a memoir"

My Life In A Nutshell

twitter thread about how terrible the australia bushfires are | tweet by manwithoutatan want give some perspective people not Australia. More Aussie land is currently burning than exists entire country Belgium smoke is causing breathing problems New Zealand, 2,000km away. Half billion animals have been killed. Eight people are dead.

Horrifying Thread Reveals How Devastating The Australian Fires Really Area

Autocorrect ends up inspiring a movie idea along with a bunch of puns | tweet by ChrisHewitt Autocorrect just changed Jesus Christ Jesus Heist and now, if excuse have go off write biggest movie 2021.

Autocorrect Sparks Film Idea And Tons Of Puns

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twitter thread about people looking older | zappaneese Replying BMcCarthy32 Ralph Macchio is about same age now Pat Morita at time Karate Kid

Twitter Users Are Debating Whether People Aged Faster In The Past

funny tweet about accepting compliments, hard to accept compliments, funny memes, relatable | do i like being complimented: yes. do i know how to respond to compliments: no. does it make me wish people would never compliment me: yes. do i seek validation nonetheless: yes. do i ever truly believe the compliment: no. do i still need compliments: yes.

Relatable

Funny Twitter thread about how a doctor would deliver a defibrillator to a centaur | tweet by FredWuMD Serious question medtwitter: If show up at code, and patient is centaur who had cardiac arrest, ignoring joules question, where do think defib pads should go assuming heart is human part, or B, assuming heart is horse part?

Doctor Tries To Figure Out Where To Put A Defibrillator On A Centaur

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Funny tweet that reads, "Woke up late for the 5,748th day in a row"

I'm Out Of Excuses At This Point

Funny tweet that reads, "Quit side-eyeing my Santa hat. I once left my tree up til April."

Don't Judge Me, Jerk

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Landlord charges every tenant a flat $500 move-out cleaning fee for years, hits 3 families at once, they group, sue together, and win every cent back plus legal fees: ‘We stood our ground. We filed a collective action, and yesterday we won’

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