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Twitter Cracks Pre-April Fools Jokes Before The Big Day Of Trickery

Weekly Dose Of Mansplaining Tweets (March 31, 2021)| thumbnail text - M Brendon Walsh, MD, Piss Drinker @atBrendonWalsh A guy just tried to mansplain diarrhea to me. I can't wait to see the look on his face when I tell him that I invented diarrhea. 6:21 PM · Mar 28, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 2 Retweets 137 Likes

Weekly Dose Of Mansplaining Tweets (March 31, 2021)

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Tweet User Demands People Get Out So Kitten Can Focus On Her Studies

funny women roasting men tweets | thumbnail text - Ginny Hogan @ginnyhogan_ So embarrassing that men make more money than us. Have you ever met a man? 4:20 PM Mar 24, 2021 - Twitter Web App 1,842 Retweets 60 Quote Tweets 22.9K Likes

Week's Best 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets (March 31, 2021)

Creepy twitter story about kid discovering stranger in his kitchen, later the dude dies in the walls of the house, smells, maggots | Grady Hendrix @grady_hendrix One night May 81 ordered Fish Shrimp House waited until everyone asleep crept downstairs eat leftover sweet n'sour pork. took forever finally stepped into totally dark den let down my guard. All sudden heard fork click on counter froze microwave clock light showed outline man sitting at kitchen counter can't explain terrifying is

Eerie Twitter Story About Kid Sneaking Food & Discovering Trespasser

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Prince William Was Named 'World's Sexiest Bald Man' And Twitter Is Outraged

Prince William Named 'World's Sexiest Man' And Twitter Is Howling| thumbnail text - Sassy Vagrant X- @myloveisdrunk ... Replying to @ManMadeMoon and @Independent I can't tell you how devestated I am to hear all other bald men have died. 8:39 PM · Mar 27, 2021 · Twitter for Android 60 Retweets 10 Quote Tweets 2,090 Likes

Prince William Named 'World's Sexiest Bald Man' And Twitter Is Howling

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That One Time People Transformed Twitter Into An Exquisite Corpse Of Comedy

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Funny Twitter thread about a woman on her way to Sundance. Her seatmate on the flight consulted siri to see what middle seat etiquette is, hilarity ensures, rachel handler | tweet by rachel_handler my first report out Sundance woman next just said loudly Siri is middle seat etiquette then showed Google search results on middle seat armrests and said she's legally owner both middle armrests and am not allowed put my arm down. worked Boeing 20 years so know right legally

Uptight Plane Passenger Inspires Funny Thread About Armrest Etiquette

A Twitter thread about Rick and Morty totally goes off the rails.

Twitter Thread About Rick And Morty Goes Off The Rails

tweets about funny names given to cats thumbnail includes one tweet 'Font - Jennifer Xiao @jxiaoo Dog owners will pick names like max or bailey and cat owners will literally name their cat beef stroganoff 4:58 PM · Mar 27, 2021 · Twitter Web App 34.7K Retweets 4,390 Quote Tweets 297.5K Likes'

Viral Tweets Of Funny Names Given To Cats

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this week's collection of animal tweets thumbnail includes one tweet 'Font - senior vice president of jerks @rajandelman Thinking about how dogs just had the best year of their lives 9:01 AM Mar 27, 2021 Twitter for Android 27.3K Retweets 1,182 Quote Tweets 333.8K Likes'

Weekly Treat: Animal Tweets (March 29, 2021)

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best of this week's dog tweets thumbnail includes one tweet 'Font - Swamp Witch @SwampWi68671152 I almost died tonight. My dog had a fit, barking till she woke me up in a cold sweat. Made it out to the kitchen a choked down a mouthful of sugar. Checked it on my machine and it was bottomed out at 36. I shouldn't even have been conscious. Thanks, little friend. Steak tomorrow. 9:37 AM Mar 20, 2021 · Twitter Web App 1,524 Retweets 211 Quote Tweets 28.3K Likes'

Ending The Weekend With The Best Dog Tweets

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Weekly Ridiculous Astrology Tweets Which Are Unintentionally Funny (March 28, 2021)| thumbnail text - d* Empress Atlantis @empressatlantis •.. If you hate on astrology u don't deserve to celebrate your own birthday 1:18 AM · Mar 21, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

Weekly Ridiculous Astrology Tweets Which Are Unintentionally Funny (March 28, 2021)

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twitter thread: Teacher grades class jokes

Twitter Thread: Teacher Grades Class's Joke Skills

This week’s collection of cat tweets thumbnail includes a picture of a cat walking away from an explosion and one tweet 'Cat - もふもふ動画 @tyomateee2 一仕事やり遂げた猫さん Translated from Japanese by Google A cat who has completed a job 4:01 PM Mar 22, 2021 - Twitter for iPhone 17.3K Retweets 445 Quote Tweets 159.3K Likes'

The Week's Most Supurrb Cat Tweets (March 26)

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‘I no longer felt safe in my own home’: Roommates try to steal Canadian woman’s air conditioner and refuse to pay utilities, but her clever cousin helps her and they end up unemployed, facing legal consequences

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Boss promises "career growth opportunities" after employee hands in their 2-week notice, boss has all but ignored the employee and their contributions for the 3 years they worked with them: 'Suddenly I'm the most valuable employee they've ever had'

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