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Twitter thread about a wife's husband buying a whole truckload of rice. | Shiv Ramdas @nameshiv OMG my brother law gift never stops giving tired being sent get rice every day so he decided buy bulk, talked shop about wires got crossed, now there is literal TRUCK FILLED WITH RICE outside house and my sister is losing her shit Imfao 10:06 AM 03 Sep 20 Twitter Web App 49.4K Retweets 22.5K Quote Tweets 302K Likes Shiv Ramdas @nameshiv 03 Sep 20 Replying nameshiv If have never heard woman destroy man

Exasperated Husband Buys Whole Truck Of Rice, Meltdown Ensues

Rob from Cyanide and Happiness tells an epic story on Twitter. | Thread F DenBleyker enBleyker wake up dark room. There is door left door right, and chest. Go left 10% Go right 7% Open chest 83% 591 votes Final results 1:53 PM 2021-01-02 Twitter Android 62 Retweets 29 Quote Tweets 374 Likes

Absolutely Epic Storytelling By Rob From Cyanide & Happiness

twitter, trending tweets, memes, andrew yang, bodega, new york city, funny tweets, roast, politics | Jeff Mac @JeffMaclsHere Replying to @AndrewYang This is a bodega like the apartments on "Friends" were NYC apartments. 30-50 Poor CEOs at the coup @expelliarmoire Replying to @AndrewYang If you can spread both of your arms and spin around without literally knocking over two shelves full of expired laundry detergent you're not in a bodega

Andrew Yang Gets Dragged On Twitter For Mistaking Regular Store For Bodega

Funny tweets, twitter memes, relatable tweets, clever tweets, witty, comedy, elon musk, politics, storming the capitol | kavs 3hotcheetosb0i love curves curves: scoliosis | Sardonic Tart @SardonicTart Stages Sunday: Morning: This is nice Afternoon weekend is going by too fast Evening wishl dead

Fresh & Timeless Tweets From The Poets Of Twitter

this week's collection of cat tweets thumbnail includes a picture of a cat sitting in a flower pot 'Organism - Flowerpot - iris g @8RUJAA do not disturb me i am blooming 10:28 PM Jan 11, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 59.8K Retweets 1.1K Quote Tweets 245K Likes'

The Week's Most Supurrb Cat Tweets (January 15th)

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Funny dystopian memes about the bleak world we live in | Capitalism be like: Trade blood access knowledge ADVERTISE HERE Signal CALL NEED BOOKS? NO WORRIES DONATE PLASMA. this is some dystopian shit New donors earn up 100 one week! | shouldn't worry about ýour career world will be completely unliveable within 20 years. just try have good time while can. wiki Have Healthy Second Marriage Were Widowed

17 Bleak Dystopian Memes Because Nothing Really Matters

didn't age well, aged like milk, predictions, hindsight, fail, memes, funny, facepalm, yikes, pandemic, twitter, reddit, cringe | Burn old flashlight batteries fireplace now and then burning zinc may help prevent soot formation, and metals and chemicals make colorful flames. | Jesse McLaren O @McJesse 11/13/19 's one thing 1920s had 2020s should bring back Q 2,539 274,335 2,441 Thanks Sharing Jerk @Thx4SharingJerk Replying McJesse Pandemics

18 Posts & Opinions That Didn't Age Well

bruce willis, celebrity news, twitter, funny tweets, roasts, roasted, anti mask, covid-19, scandal, die hard, fail, scandal, movies | Daniel Kibblesmith @kibblesmith Die Hard: With A Ventilator Bruce Willis asked to leave store for refusing to wear a mask

Twitter Roasts Bruce Willis For Refusing To Wear A Mask In LA Pharmacy

A quick Tumblr thread about the benefit of being a Karen when it comes to one's healthcare. | lunah unicorn tnorn @unicornthO 9N Replying azemezi and @fakeariellejane Look, my friend's grandpa is semi-Karen but best way possible? He got an $80K surgery bill completely forgiven because he asked an itemized bill kept calling daily about them, like $200 scalpel he like so where's my scalpel want my $200 scalpel

Tumblr Thread: Dare To Be A Health Karen

Funny pictures of cats in weird places | small kitten sleeping inside a car's exhaust pipe | three cats riding a baggage carousel at an airport

20 Cute & Curious Cats Straight Chillin' In The Wrong Places

Funny smart people who make stupid people look bad on the internet | alex e @bahayogi Actually, soaps do help virus is self-assembled nanoparticle and weakest link is lipid bilayer wash hands with soap dissolves fatty membrane and virus falls apart thus becoming "inactive Please wash hands. TheeSkinnyLegend TM @MyLifeAsR 1d Fun fact: antiBACTERIAL soaps kill 99.9 bacteria, do nothing against VIRUSES. And corona is fact VIRUS. | Alexander J. Cortes @AJA_Cortes Unnatural hair colors woman are warn

21 Times People Were Murdered By Words

twitter, funny stories, kids, childhood, funny memes, parenting, funny tweets, stupid kids, funny, parents, children | Amazing School Year Planned This year plan eat burrito without cutting it in half | Mrs. Grotke BHB_ Kids make no sense. toddler watching a tablet in a funny handstand position

18 Times Kids Were Hilariously Dumb

funny tweets about all the things men would rather do than go to therapy | Adam Nayman @brofromanother 000 Paul Men will literally not let themselves get attached anything they can't walk out thirty seconds flat if they feel heat around corner instead going therapy | corie johnson @corietjohnson 000 men will literally create an online college based network interact socially will one day be adapted into film starring jesse eisenberg instead going therapy

Funny Tweets About All The Things Men Do To Avoid Therapy

collection of wholesome and positive dog tweets thumbnail includes two pictures of a corgi covered in jam 'Toy - SeaweedTea Drinker @BlondieAtlanta Somebody found this Corgi puppy laid out in a shop surrounded by claret. They thought he'd been attacked and was hurt and bleeding... It turns out he'd eaten and entire jar of Jam and passed out on the floor in a sugar crash...ee e 5:10 PM Jan 5, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 71.3K Retweets 8.4K Quote Tweets 454.4K Likes'

Pawsitivity In The Form Of Doggo Tweets

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A ridiculous Twitter thread about a very strange drive thru experience. | Josh Raby @JoshRaby 16h 's 1AM and decided wanted milkshake. So there's McDonald's near my house greeted at drive thru by following sentence: 17 2,464 3,583 Josh Raby @JoshRaby 16h "Hey holy shit hello are at McDonald's, and am begging patience L7 640 993 Josh Raby @JoshRaby 16h There are no other cars here, by way caught off guard so l mumble "Um, ok can have voice comes back Praise

Twitter Thread: Man Goes To McDonald's, Strange Drive Thru Adventure Ensues

Twitter reacts to allegations of Armie Hammer's cannibalistic sexting, direct messages, twitter reactions, funny tweets | Me: I wonder how tumblr is reacting to the armie hammer stuff? Tumblr: cannibal armie hammer mood board by yours truly | rae @rachellobaugh no one: armie hammer: I am going to create a horny dm that is so cannibalistic

Armie Hammer's Kinky Cannibalistic DMs Are Freaking Twitter Out

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Remote employee automates all daily tasks and does nothing all day while manager praises their work: 'Every once in a while, I panic that my manager will notice'

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‘This isn't company policy...’: Employee happily resigns from job due to ‘toxic company culture’ and boss demands to know sensitive details about their next role, even though no other coworkers faced the same fate

‘This isn't company policy...’: Employee happily resigns from job due to ‘toxic company culture’ and boss demands to know sensitive details about their next role, even though no other coworkers faced the same fate