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tweets about wolves from @nywolforg thumbnail includes two pictures including a white wolf on its back and another of two wolves holding a stick together 'Lion - Wolf Conservation Center @nywolforg 000 Happiness is having a best friend (and a stick). WALF 2:55 PM Jan 14, 2021 · Twitter Web App 2.2K Retweets 104 Quote Tweets 13.9K Likes'

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A ridiculous Twitter thread about crazy stuff manager witnessed at Olive Garden. | Joe Wadlington Follow @JoeWadlington went on date last night and guy meekly shared he used be GENERAL MANAGER TIMES SQUARE OLIVE GARDEN. RETWEETS LIKES 1,001 4,723 9:08 AM 19 Apr 2017 101 t7 1.0K 4.7K Joe Wadlington @JoeWadlington Apr 19 Replying JoeWadlington Clearly, he'd seen some shit. So next hour and half asking questions tried do y'all right.

Twitter Thread: Olive Garden Manager's Wild Work Stories

tweets of cats sitting in random places thumbnail includes two pictures including a kitten sitting on a charger and another of a cat sitting on an arrested man

Troublemaker Cats Chilling In The Most Random Places

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cats in stores from around the world - thumbnail of cat behind cashier, watching intently

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funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail Text - ellie schnitt 000 @holy_schnitt I do not have the attention span to follow through on a workout plan which is good because l'd be way too powerful if I was smart, funny, hot AND could run for more than 37 seconds without getting concerningly winded 5:16 AM Jan 15, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 241 Retweets 4 Quote Tweets 3.8K Likes

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tweets about cats unexpectedly giving birth thumbnail includes two pictures including a litter of kittens with their mother and another of a man on a bed with a bunch of fully grown cats 'Organism - Paris Zarcilla 000 @ParisZarcilla So. I JUST FOUND A CAT THAT IS NOT HAS HAD BABIES UNDER MY BED. MINE AND IT 11:53 AM May 30, 2018 · Twitter for Android 46.3K Retweets 13.4K Quote Tweets 160.3K Likes R1SATS SPI Co. LT SIZE -'

Users Share Stories Of Cats Unexpectedly Giving Birth (Viral Tweets)

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Kid confronts mom in video because the mom believes that antifa was behind the storming of the capitol, while it was debunked by the FBI - MAGA, Donald trump, insurrection | They're antifa, dressed in MAGA clothes | The CrankiestAssCajun @aCrankyAssCajun This kid rules. More parent shaming. Fifty Shades Of Whey @davenewwo This is your brain on Fox News

Video: Kid Confronts Mom Over Belief That Antifa Stormed The Capitol

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this week's collection of animal tweets thumbnail includes two pictures including someone making finger guns at a cat then another of a cat raising its paws in defeat 'Organism - Why you should have a cat @ShouldHaveCat 000 9:47 PM - Jan 14, 2021 · Twitter for Android 71.5K Retweets 2K Quote Tweets 278.6K Likes'

Weekly Treat: Animal Tweets (January 18th, 2021)

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Funny tweets, self-deprecating tweets, twitter memes, quarantine | Pinky's Brains @mack44_d human brain is an amazing machine functions 24/7 moment born until moment buy smart phone | Randall Otis @RandallOtisTV started s going gonna write novel during have forgotten quarantine read

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funny Scottish twitter tweets | moth dad @innesmck fuckk whatever shite currency yous have got, new scottish notes have OTTERS on them Ten Pounds Royal Bank Srotland 10 Stering | Philip Larkin @philiplarkin Just spotted cat on someone's porch, miaowing be let Without thinking walked up door, rang bell, nodded cat and left only rounded corner realised done as heard owner shouting F K SARAH CAT JUST RANG DOORBELL

Funny, Sparkling Gems from Scottish Twitter

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Man hides in a pharmacy counter, and then the CEO of the company shows up. | This is hiding pharmacy counter used do this lot back day scare other technicians and pharmacists, or hide particular patients great, until one day CEO company dropped visit.

Twitter Thread: Man Hides In Pharmacy Counter, CEO Shows Up, Hilarity Ensues

Cringey and embarrassing, lol, funny, dank memes | @clease! Did still want come over tonight? So honestly l'm sorry but don't think this is going work Oh Yeah, there's something about just reminds more creature than girl lol Did just call fucking creature | pancakeke Follow kinda sad twitter and fb removed trump video considering 's only way eric trump ever gonna hear his dad say love very special" pancakeke Follow candybaggins Imagine being Eric Trump and hearing dad say not but strangers.

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twitter account of a blind cat thumbnail includes two pictures including a blind cat wearing a sweater sitting on a bench and another of a blind cat on a leash 'As a tiny kitten I was left at a dump to die. I had a terrible infection in both eyes. Someone brought me in to my mom's vet clinic, and she fell in love!'

Giving Love Back To A Blind Kitty Full Of Positivity

Mariel Ruvinsky

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Funny Memes, Weird Pictures, Novelty, Illustration, Science, Funny Tweets | As dog learns behavior is being reinforced eventually learns produce desired behavior: surfing! | LATER HOMO H. sapiens (mødern huma H. antecessor ctus kloresiensis

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Twitter thread about a wife's husband buying a whole truckload of rice. | Shiv Ramdas @nameshiv OMG my brother law gift never stops giving tired being sent get rice every day so he decided buy bulk, talked shop about wires got crossed, now there is literal TRUCK FILLED WITH RICE outside house and my sister is losing her shit Imfao 10:06 AM 03 Sep 20 Twitter Web App 49.4K Retweets 22.5K Quote Tweets 302K Likes Shiv Ramdas @nameshiv 03 Sep 20 Replying nameshiv If have never heard woman destroy man

Exasperated Husband Buys Whole Truck Of Rice, Meltdown Ensues

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