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funny tweets of people speaking to their pets thumbnail includes one tweet 'Text - October Ferguson @OctoberFerguson This morning I saw a neighbor talking to her dog. It was obvious she thought her dog understood her. I came into my house & told my cat. We laughed a lot. 5:33 PM · Dec 31, 2020 · Twitter Web App 3.3K Retweets 244 Quote Tweets 33.9K Likes'

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Funny memes about dungeons and dragons, dungeon master, d&d | My party: No one has get hurt just sneak past guards. My party 5 minutes later: bloody vampire what we do in the shadows | amJeremy @dr5bludgeoning Dm see warehouse distance Player: is like werewolf, but instead wolf they turn into house Dm frantically writing down stats is now dnd

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funny tweets, funny twitter, twitter memes, twitter, men, therapy, trending, funny memes, memes, trending memes, mental health memes, clever tweets | Colleen @C0113enG men will literally run for president instead of going to therapy | The Elder Memes ELDER @TheElderMemes MEMES Men will literally commit regicide and create their own oblivion realm instead of going to therapy

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Funny tweets from shitty film details, marvel memes | order secure G rating MPAA Monsters Inc animators forced obscure both Sully's penises with shaggy blue hair | Shitty Film Details ShitFilmDetails While state Georgia did provide "Avengers" filmmakers with some lucrative tax incentives state's proliferation Waffle House Restaurants would present unforeseen challenges. fat Thor eating

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lord of the rings characters reimagined as dogs - thumbnail of saruman and a white dog with long hair

Twitter User Re-Imagines 'Lord Of The Rings' Characters As Dogs

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Funny tweets about CIA's funny website rebrand, web design, graphic design, music, electronic music, edm | CIA about to get a 5.2 for its sophomore album on Pitchfork after its debut got a 10.0 and was lauded as the future of synthwave alex @shitshowdotinfo lmfao the cia rebrand is a fucking gold mine | CIAs new branding is like Captain Planet but when they put their rings together, they summon a swarm of drones that begin killing any civilians nearby

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funny twitter thread of guy air frying a hot dog for two hours pretending it's science | kendrick lobstar @KLobstar 50 minutes has elapsed, 70 minutes remain. My wife and son have gone outside and have opened kitchen window | kendrick lobstar @KLobstar 60 minutes has elapsed, 60 minutes remain have been advised by fellow scientists allow hotdog and air fryer cool off before continuing air is thick with hotdog flavor.

Twitter Scientist Air Fries a Hotdog For Two Hours

viral twitter thread of a cat who became a postman thumbnail includes two pictures of a cat including one where he wears a collar with a letter attached to it

Cat That Became A Postman (Viral Twitter Thread)

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this week's collection of animal tweets thumbnail includes one tweet 'Text - kalechip :$ @justcaem 000 y'all meet one mean cat and let it ruin all cats for you... like HAVE YOU EVER HAD A CAT PURR ON YOU???? how could u hate cats 6:32 AM Dec 31, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 72.4K Retweets 7.6K Quote Tweets 508.8K Likes'

Weekly Treat: Animal Tweets (January 4th, 2021)

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Funny random memes and tweets | My tupperware rest their life after eating something with tomato sauce Donald Trump with orange fake tan | Y'all gotta go visit New York promise won't regret view rusty radiators

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Terry Crews voice on an Amazon Echo ends up startling a couple | tweet Arianna Bradford @TheNYAMProj 3h v Replying TheNYAMProject So last night hubs and l are bed watching TV ask my husband pause show so can go bathroom go, come back, and right as l'm getting settled hear deep, booming voice scream our kitchen.

Terry Crews And Amazon Echo Terrify A Couple

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snoop dog, lol, funny tweets, twitter | INSIDER @thisisinsider This stunning hotel room in the Swiss Alps has no walls Snoop Dogg this is outside

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viral funny and sarcastic tweets about anteaters thumbnail includes a picture of an anteater and three tweets 'Organism - Wilbur Soot 000 @WilburSoot What's for lunch? Let me take a wild fucking guess 5:06 PM · Dec 30, 2020 - Twitter Web App 4.3K Retweets 463 Quote Tweets 160.7K Likes' 'Text - Quackity @Quackity Replying to @WilburSoot Chicken 7:54 PM - Dec 30, 2020 - Twitter for iPhone 327 Retweets 16 Quote Tweets 57.5K Likes' 'Text - Fundy @FundyLive Replying to @WilburSoot Why does it look l'

Twitter Gets Sarcastic About Anteaters (Viral Tweets)

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People share the strange things that their coworkers say on Twitter | tweet by dead and betty'd @Ur_Eggcellency were having potluck and someone seriously said Next time, let's do salad theme StrangeThingsCoworkersSay

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Funny tweets about god | God are they doing down there? Angel: they are making milk almonds God gave them, like, 8 animals get milk they dont like milk God mockingly tHey DonT LiKe miLk flips table. GOD: 8 ANGEL: 9! GOD shouldn't do this drunk ANGEL: 10 lol GOD: 15 ANGEL *mouthful pizza* 25 GOD: 30 CENTIPEDE tearing up stop giving legs look stupid GOD: ONE HUNDRED LOL ANGEL: LMAO

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Train conductor uses impressive investigative skills to bust a passenger | tweet by comedylopez Witnessed most amazing thing on train Edinburgh yesterday guy boarded Wigan sat opposite He went sleep an hour he woke up he bought sandwich, ate went back sleep This isn't maths test don't need know distance/ speed Later train guard is walking through, checking tickets, and gently wakes guy Can see ticket, please Oh need buy ticket Where going, pal guy glances at his phone Edinburgh Where did get on

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