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$funny tweets and tumblr jokes | Cemeterry F @daemonic3 So date talked about my obsession with reducing fractions too much wasn't good idea Yeah well, hindsight is 1 | nerdgul average pineapple, peeled and cut makes about 4.5 cups or 36 ounces pineapple chunks. Cans pineapple come variety sizes most common being 20oz and 46oz. Meaning single pineapple generally won't fill up single can perfectly, wich also means everytime u eat pineapple can somewhere someone else has can has rest same pineapple.$

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An animal crossing player's dreams completely fall apart, and then it gets worse. | reading thread about why animal crossing players restart so many times and ppl keep talking about villagers wronged them past" like im sorry did squirrel do ask retrieve pocket pikachu too many times s squirrel

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viral twitter thread about ocean animals again Bernie Sanders for scale thumbnail includes two pictures of Bernie Sanders wearing mittens including one where he's next to a giant crab and another where he's holding a jellyfish 'Human body - Open Ocean Exploration @RebeccaRHelm 000 The approximate size of various ocean animals with a Bernie for scale. A Thread. 5:14 AM - Jan 22, 2021 Twitter Web App 9K Retweets 1.9K Quote Tweets 31.9K Likes'

Ocean Animals Versus Bernie For Scale (Viral Twitter Thread)

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Fresh and Funny tweets, relatable tweets, twitter memes, relatable, bernie sanders mittens, inauguration, joe biden | Troy Johnson O @_troyjohnson Just couple more weeks until mom sends text asking if l've seen these funny photos Bernie Sanders.

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this week's collection of animal tweets thumbnail includes one tweet 'Font - ethan @CrankGameplays i would wake up so much faster if I changed my alarm to the sound of my dog throwing up 5:59 PM Jan 21, 2021 - Twitter for iPhone 3.8K Retweets 258 Quote Tweets 84.2K Likes'

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Funny memes about anxiety, mental illness | disney alice in wonderland in a glass bottle floating in a saw of tears over analyzes situation immediately overreacts everything turns out fine Oh dear do wish hadn't cried so much. billie eilish at 2020 academy awards looking suspicious: not sure if managed anxiety or just stopped caring about anything @MyTherapistSays

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viral tweets of cats sitting in on people's zoom calls thumbnail includes a picture of a girl and a cat glaring at a camera and one tweet 'Photograph - Abby Tomlinson 000 @twcuddleston my cat has become OBSESSED with sitting in on my zoom calls and has now perfected the art of glaring straight down the camera 7:08 PM · Jan 22, 2021 - Twitter for iPhone 70.9K Retweets 4.4K Quote Tweets 850.7K Likes'

Cats Sitting In On Zoom Calls (Viral Tweets)

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Speech-language pathologist helps out kid in need during flight. | Rachel R. Romeo @RachelRRomeo just had such an affirming experience. On my 8hr intl flight back conference sat next father/son broken English father began apologize/ warn his ~10 yr-old son had severe nonverbal autism, and this would like be difficult journey. 1/ 2:59 p.m 28 Aug. 19 Twitter Web App

Twitter Thread: Speech-Language Pathologist Helps Out Kid In Need On Flight

viral twitter thread about a sick miniature puppy getting adopted thumbnail includes two pictures of a miniature puppy and a tweet 'Dog breed - Molly Knight @molly knight I have news. This is George. He's 10 week old miniature pinscher mix. He was homeless and had parvo. I agreed to foster him two weeks ago. And now he is my dog. 11:35 PM Jan 18, 2021 - Twitter for iPhone 2.8K Retweets 580 Quote Tweets 98.3K Likes'

Fostering A Homeless And Sick Miniature Puppy (Viral Twitter Thread)

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this week's collection of cat tweets thumbnail includes a picture of a group of cats meowing 'Organism - Paris Zarcilla 000 @ParisZarcilla Me: *just fed cats and about to bite into a sandwich* Them: "Spare some food for me and my starving family, sir?" 5:31 PM · Jan 16, 2021 · Twitter for Android 7.3K Retweets 269 Quote Tweets 56.2K Likes'

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Best Twitter Reactions To Bernie Sanders' Iconic Inauguration Look

funniest women roasting men tweets of the week| thumbnail Text - Sara K. Runnels @omgskr 000 Hot guy on a dating app: Hi! I'm seeking casual sex in exchange for 8% of my time The Shark: While l'd likely invest in this product on the packaging alone, your pitch was weak & the business model doesn't seem scalable, especially during a pandemic. For those reasons, I am out 11:34 PM · Jan 15, 2021 from Seattle, WA Twitter for iPhone

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