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funny twitter thread star wars coffee preferences | Violet Wilson @ViWiWrites Star Wars Characters and they make their coffee thread Obi Wan makes French press coffee and gently uses just weight his hand lower filter, so sediment isn't overly disturbed and acidity is controlled. | Kylo Ren uses an Aeropress because like, come on, just LOOK AT

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funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - Lauren Flans @LaurenFlans the orphan i adopted sucks at chess fml 8:07 AM Nov 13, 2020 · Twitter for Android 20.7K Retweets 2.1K Quote Tweets 293.5K Likes >

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parenting memes, funny memes, kids, toddlers, funny tweets, twitter, quarantine, parenting | as parent trying hide my snacks unemployed lazy people my house. eating ice cream sandwich hidden behind lettuce | TwinzerDad @TwinzerDad Toddler: Daddy want toast ok, buddy. Here's some toast. Toddler don't like butter on my toast flips toast over dry side and hands back There ya go. Toddler: Thanks Daddy! Toddlers are dumb. Take advantage while can.

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A collection of tweets describing Twitter users' worst dates they've ever been on | Conor Horgan @ConorHorgan Replying mrnickharvey very first thing she did on sitting down take out small glass bottle and started spooning syrupy liquid into her mouth Homeopathy lasked, heart sinking No powerful sedative-hypnotic drug she replied If don't take l'd be hysterical right now.

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technically true, funny memes, memes, funny comments, reddit, facebook, twitter, true facts | usually sit on computer 12 hours day is bad? Best Answer- Chosen by Asker cant be comfortable. Try chair | student writing mathematical equations on a blackboard

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Funny random memes and tweets | These have got be two dumbest people alive Predictor need know. pregnant couple taking a pregnancy test | can't believe this didn't work Lil Sasquatch @lilsasquatch66 4/3/20 STOP Corona

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this week's best and most popular animals tweets thumbnail includes two pictures including a tiny ferret being brushed with an eyelash brush and another of a tiny duck being brushed with an eyelash brush 'Despair on Doubt @LILDOUBT1 000 Please do NOT throw away your mascara wands. Instead, clean JUST THE WAND with dawn soap, place them in a ziploc bag and mail them to a Wildlife Refuge accepting donations. These little wands are able to be upcycled to clean away oil, larvae, fly eggs, mites, in'

Weekly Treat: Animal Tweets (November 9th, 2020)

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Thai model shows striking difference between Instagram and reality in side by side pics | thumbnail includes two side by side pictures on beach and sunbathing

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this week's best cat tweets thumbnail includes a picture of one tweet 'Text - sarah @heavenbrat im a simple girl, i see a cat and have to pspsps it 3:42 PM · Nov 10, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 8.8K Retweets 203 Quote Tweets 27.3K Likes'

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this week's best and most popular animals tweets thumbnail includes two pictures including a tiny ferret being brushed with an eyelash brush and another of a tiny duck being brushed with an eyelash brush 'Despair on Doubt @LILDOUBT1 000 Please do NOT throw away your mascara wands. Instead, clean JUST THE WAND with dawn soap, place them in a ziploc bag and mail them to a Wildlife Refuge accepting donations. These little wands are able to be upcycled to clean away oil, larvae, fly eggs, mites, in'

Weekly Treat: Animal Tweets (November 9th, 2020)

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silly and funny joke tweets | pat tobin @tastefactory Oh man weather tomorrow is supposed be chef's hat all day Thursday Friday

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stupid people, twitter, reddit, facebook, funny comments, witty comebacks, roast, facepalm, fail | love these eyelashes Xavier If she blinks more than once. She's gonna fly | My wife is nurse and live red state. She feels wearing mask significantly reduces spread virus went Sam's Club tonight with face covering and able buy everything on my list. Weird little impacted my ability shop. 56 27 22 949 am nurse and disagree so not all nurses and doctors share opinion. 15 25 sure have medical license

15 Times People Were Annihilated By Words

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Funny dystopian tweets and posts about the strange times we live in | Charles @ChuckAkpan Replying nytimes School boards don't have power enforce mask policy on students. Also school boards: No dreadlocks. No haircuts with designs. No "distracting" hair colors. No visible shoulders. No bra straps showing. No knees showing. No open-toed shoes. No "political" shirts. | homeless man held up and robbed bank 1 then sat down and waited police come and arrest him so he could receive healthcare prison.

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Funny tweet about asking people if they're mad at you when they're not mad at you until they're actually mad at you @SarahSquirm

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