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A collection of people's worst excuses for cheating on their partners. | mar @xxhappycamper Replying that1mum He superliked my bff on tinder (didn't know she my friend) and messaged her. Then confronted him he said someone hacked him updated his current location bio current said did happen? Response don't know these hackers work Marissa

Twitter Thread: People's Worst Excuses For Cheating

Funny memes about being a Capricorn | angry squidward vs squidarwd getting bottle fed by spongebob. Capricorn public Capricorn with ones they love. Capricorns on their day off going have party, and no one's invited but

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people share their bizarre childhood beliefs | thumbnail Text - Moose Friend @sarahthemoose Replying to @Kristen Arnett My dad told me the appendix was an organ our cavemen ancestors needed to hold rocks to grind up their food I was TWENTY TWO about to go in for emergency surgery, crying "I've never even eaten any rocks" when the ER docs had a good laugh at me 5:08 PM · Dec 20, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone >

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viral tweets about octopuses punching fish for no reason other than spite thumbnail includes one tweet 'Text - mark the herald angels sing O @markhoppus 000 Scientists have discovered that, on occasions, an octopus will “punch" a fish for no reason other than "spite". 5:59 PM Dec 23, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 49.8K Retweets 5.9K Quote Tweets 337.8K Likes'

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funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail Text - Sam Reece @SamanthaaaReece Hmm yes I'm fully aware that the gynecologist is about to look inside my body but l'll continue hiding my bra and underwear under my folded jeans thank you 12:14 AM Dec 27, 2020 Twitter for iPhone 20.6K Retweets 2.7K Quote Tweets 324.3K Likes >

Funniest Tweets Written By Women Last Week (December 28, 2020)

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Funny twitter meme, why are you dressed like that, lol, tweets | photo of a normative family dinner table | creepy grey girl with hair in her face and Tim Curry in The Rocky Horror Picture Show

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this week's collection of animal tweets thumbnail includes two pictures of a dog holding a ball with teeth on it in its mouth 'Vertebrate - Hilbo Flowerpot Baggins @hilary_1072 So my sister bought her dog a new ball for Christmas 1:41 PM Dec 25, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 181.1K Retweets 8.5K Quote Tweets 1.3M Likes'

Weekly Treat: Animal Tweets (December 28st, 2020)

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Twitter user breaks down what the beauty of Totwaffles is. | Ada Powers @mspowahs Totwaffles are special they are among elite order foods which sound almost, but not quite, like colloquial anatomical vulgarism. This alone may be nourishment dark times are encouraged lean into this fact as much as feels right 11:26 AM 3/19/20 Twitter Web App

Twitter Thread: The Legendary Creation That Is Totwaffles

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Funny memes and tweets about the period of time between Christmas and New Years | person looking down through a hole in the ceiling. january rent watching all christmas and new years eve plans. tweet by adorkablymandy Listen know some y'all enough know got Christmas so decided help ya out little bit most significant uses coal are electricity generation -steel production -cement manufacturing Good luck

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twitter thread of 10 beautiful animals thumbnail includes two pictures including a picture of a secretary bird and another of a glass-wing butterfly 'General Zee @heisTactic #EndSARS 000 10 Beautiful Animals You'll Not Be Able To Stop Looking At'

Twitter Thread Of 10 Incredibly Beautiful Animals

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A collection of times that people got destroyed online | nathanwpyle Then again country doesn't use metric system is only one have landed men on moon, so D 6 16 13h About NASA uses lo gical system and only time someone tried use Imperial space they ended up crashing Mars.

Times The Written Word Crushed People Online

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twitter account of a group of golden retriever dogs thumbnail includes two pictures of a huge group of golden retrievers 'Dog - The Golden Ratio @TheGoldenRatio4 It really is a lot of dogs... 5:47 PM - Dec 12, 2020 - Twitter for iPhone 324 Retweets 49 Quote Tweets 10.5K Likes'

Coolest Gang Of Good Dogs On Twitter Keep Growing

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A collection of funny tweets from people on Scottish Twitter | tweet by Andykerr_ Dae u ever git smell u can only describe as ootside like someone comes house outside n ur like u smell ootside'

Funnies From The World Of Scottish Twitter

funny tweets about dating in 2020 | thumbnail Johnny ACABnik @jlazebnik attention: due fear getting coronavirus will not be having boyfriend at this time is only reason! please do not believe rumors no one is interested" or make very difficult love

Funny Tweets About Dating In 2020

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husbands hilarious tweets about marriage | thumbnail Text - Dude-Bro Dad @thedadvocate01 My wife managed to open a jar of pickles herself and I am now nonessential. 11:04 PM · May 6, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone

Husbands Hilarious Tweet About Marriage

viral twitter thread about a cat eating a guy's degree thumbnail includes a picture of a partially eaten degree and a tweet 'Glass - guy *whose cat ate his degree @mamblonumber5 my cat fucking ate my degree!!!! UAR 3315 28 3:31 THE UNIVERSITY OF NOTTINGHAM hey cerd that after having satistied all the cditio peecribed by the Liniversity AFIF ADLAN BIN MOHD HANAFIAH wa on th twenty-fourth of fuly, 2020 duly admitted to the degree of Bachelor of Science with Honours in Finance, Accounting and Mana'

Guy Whose Cat Ate His Degree (Viral Twitter Thread)

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