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emotional and heartwarming story about woman whose husband did train announcements oswald laurence, london, united kingdom | tweet by garius Just before Christmas 2012, staff at Embankment Tube station were approached by woman who very upset. She kept asking them where voice had gone. They weren't sure she meant Voice voice, she said man who says 'Mind Gap'

A True Story Of Love & Loss On The London Underground

this week's collection of the best cat tweets thumbnail includes one tweet 'Serveware - Rob N Roll 000 @thegallowboob rotisserie chicken cat 2:13 AM Dec 26, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 61.6K Retweets 2.6K Quote Tweets 153.1K Likes'

The Week's Most Supurrb Cat Tweets (January 1st)

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An entitled influencer asks someone for $300 worth of jewelry | Hey! l'd like talk about jewelry? accepted request Awesome! Hey can do

Influencer With 400 Followers Asks Artist For $300 Worth Of Jewelry

A collection of dumb questions that introverts somehow end up getting asked | tweet by AprilLloyd90 Them phone is ringing don't recognise number, and am not expecting call Them So why don't answer and find out StupidQuestionsForlntroverts

Painfully Dumb Questions That Introverts Are Asked

A collection of funny tweets | tweet by notthenanny Current Status: Helping my kid look her Milky Way bar ate couple hours ago

A Collection Of Slightly Entertaining Tweets

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$A collection of creative and absolutely brutal insults from various people on social media | posted by graystripe: once 4th grade this guy got 2% on his math quiz so everyone called him milk rest year$

Creative And Brutal Insults That Were Max Savage

Funny and depressing memes | man looking at camera in front of a hug mess on a lawn including a passed out person. My therapist after taking one step into my mind IT'S A TERRIBLE SITUATION. Disappointment Island ozeia: im coming home im coming home tell world im coming home.

33 Downer Memes To Counteract All That Annoying Holiday Cheer

A funny Twitter exchange with the WeRateDogs account. | Brant @brant 47m @dog_rates rating system sucks. Just change name CuteDogs WeRateDogsTM @dog_rates @brant Why are so mad Bront 43m 2 Brant @brant 42m @dog_rates well give every dog 11s and 12s doesn't even make any sense. WeRateDogsTM @dog_rates @brant they're good dogs Brent 9/12/16, 2:05 PM 5 LIKES

WeRateDogs Twitter Exchange Comes Full Circle

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Man orders boxes online, and ends up repeatedly getting granola. | dave meslin @meslin 1. Three weeks ago ordered box boxes PkgWholesalers, via @amazonca. Specifically ordered package 25 boxes, each 6x9x6: Tweet übersetzen Packaging Wholesalers 9x6x6-Inch Shipping Boxes, 25-Count (BS090606) amazon.ca

Man Orders Boxes, Repeatedly Gets Granola

funny tweets, twitter dump, twitter memes, twitter, memes, funny, lol, relatable tweets, jokes, best of twitter, random tweets, jokes, christmas, holidays, 2020 | RubMor @QBruby 1920: Alcohol is prohibited 2020: Liquor stores are an essential business during national health crisis 11:48 PM 2020-03-27 Twitter Android 95.6K Retweets 4,041 Quote Tweets 571K Likes

48 Fresh & Funny Tweets From The Best Of Twitter

funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail Text - bibo @biboofficial let a man talk about himself uninterrupted for 10 minutes and he'll be like "wow i really like you" 3:43 AM Dec 26, 2020 Twitter for iPhone 62.1K Retweets 10.6K Quote Tweets 728.1K Likes >

Week's Best 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets (December 30, 2020)

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Funny twitter thread about old people using facebook banners wrong, facebook status | tweet by dogwithablog_69 cold people facebook banners thread: crying laughing banner with great sadness my heart my 49 year old son, Shane, died this morning. classic balloon banner have been accused being racist at work

19 Amusing Times Old People Misused Facebook Banners

twitter account which reveals which a cat is featured in a film or not - thumbnail of tweet "little women: yes" | Oh, dear countess, pray for me

Impurrtant Twitter Account Lets Users Know Whether A Cat Is Featured In A Movie Or Not

Funniest dad tweets of the week | thumbnail Text - Richard Dean @dad_on_my_feet If parenting has taught me anything, it's that you only give your toddler as much juice as you'd like to see on the floor 5:59 PM · Dec 28, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 179 Retweets 8 Quote Tweets 1.2K Likes

Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week (December 29, 2020)

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funny tweets, twitter memes, christmas gifts, christmas | Ileana @heyileana This years Christmas gift from my brother empty box with a printed Spongebob Imagination meme at the bottom

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funny tweets, funny twitter, scandal, hilaria baldwin, alec baldwin, grifting, liars, yikes, wtf, embarrassing, funny, lol, identity, cringe, white people, fail | O save elena ilana alana alina elana (not) @lenibriscoe You have to admire Hilaria Baldwin's commitment to her decade long grift where she impersonates a Spanish person | Molly Lambert @mollylambert the beauty of the Hilaria Baldwin is we all know a boring American girl who decided she was actually "European" |

33 Funniest Twitter Takes On The Hilaria (Hillary) Baldwin Scandal

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Boss refuses to believe her employee is sick, employee sends proof along with her resignation letter: 'Now my CEO is begging for me [to come] back'

Boss refuses to believe her employee is sick, employee sends proof along with her resignation letter: 'Now my CEO is begging for me [to come] back'

Coworker calls out the entire office, CC's everyone in bold resignation email: 'I've had a great time watching the walls change color slower than my career progression'

Coworker calls out the entire office, CC's everyone in bold resignation email: 'I've had a great time watching the walls change color slower than my career progression'

27-year-old pushes back when her fiancé insists on moving 3 hours away from her job for a quirky, remote house, risking her career: ‘He really thinks I’m being dramatic about this and I’ll just “figure it out”’

27-year-old pushes back when her fiancé insists on moving 3 hours away from her job for a quirky, remote house, risking her career: ‘He really thinks I’m being dramatic about this and I’ll just “figure it out”’

Woman stuck working for a CEO who's best friends with her sister, gets tired of him making separation of personal and professional life an impossible (work-life) balancing act: ‘[My] work relationship and my personal life are becoming too intertwined’

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20 Funniest Lol-Worthy Cat Memes of the Week From Your 'I Can Has Cheezburger' Feline Family (August 8, 2025)

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