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funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail Text - Tomi Obaro @TomiObaro Whenever I see someone trying to parallel park I avert my eyes and continue walking giving them the privacy they need because l'm a decent human being 6:38 AM - Dec 16, 2020 - Twitter Web App 30.6K Retweets 2.9K Quote Tweets 308.6K Likes

Funniest Tweets Written By Women Last Week (December 21, 2020)

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twitter thread of wholesome animal adoption stories thumbnail includes one picture of a tuxedo cat and the tweet 'Text - Zan Azoth 000 @AzothZan Replying to @hansonfan69 and @AGhostlerer Yeah, my cat Bandit was found on my mom's windshield wiper fluid container. We're pretty sure it got under the hood at a gas station and hitched a 30 mile ride to the mall from there. 11 years later I still have her. 5:41 PM · Dec 16, 2020 Twitter for Android 20 Retweets 3 Quote Tweets 4K Likes'

Funny Tweet Leads To Heartwarming Adoption Stories (Twitter Thread)

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A fun and informative Twitter thread on bathroom breaks in outer space. | Mary Robinette Kowal MaryRobinette Let's talk about peeing space. Several people response my NY Times essay, have said women couldn't go into space because lacked technology them pee space. 11:00 AM Jul 19, 2019 73.9K 31.2K people are Tweeting ab..

Fun Informative Twitter Thread On Bathroom Breaks In Space

this week's collection of animal tweets thumbnail includes a picture of a cat inside of a Christmas tree and the tweet 'Event - Mark Leach 000 @markmleach Cat owners of Twitter, is this a known Christmas issue? 12:32 AM - Dec 19, 2020 - Twitter for Android 1.4K Retweets 356 Quote Tweets 18.7K Likes'

Weekly Treat: Animal Tweets (December 21st, 2020)

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A man shares a Twitter thread about his observations on his first proper Christmas. | Mohammad Hussain @MohammadHussain Growing up, my Muslim family never celebrated Christmas. This year am not going home, because pandemic, so my roommates are teaching have my first proper Christmas am approaching this with anthropological precision. Here are few observations.

Twitter Thread: A Man's Observations On First Proper Christmas

A collection of tweets about people's biggest decoration fails. |Jamez 00 @JamezMagic Replying jimmyfallon #Decoration Disaster my family brought home our Christmas tree put up and turns out there spider's nest Hundred spiders crawled out have had an artificial tree ever since

People's Funniest Holiday Decoration Disasters

People that were fools online and got served an extra does of reality | Adrian Adriviix 1h Replying CyberpunkGame Fun fact game is gonna die lest then year if don't bring multiplayer 242 2721 65 Witcher O @witchergame ·52m Ok. Q 42 27 102 1,611

Clueless People That Got Extra Large Servings Of Reality

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viral tweets of nosey cats peeking out windows thumbnail includes a picture of a cat looking out the window and the tweet 'Vertebrate - sham 000 @luhsham he is so fucking nosey bru fa fa i 11:00 PM · Dec 13, 2020 - Twitter for iPhone 52.5K Retweets 7.3K Quote Tweets 652.9K Likes'

Nosy Cats Checking Out All The Drama (Viral Tweets)

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A collection of the funniest posts from people using the Nextdoor app | Thanksgiving is over is now acceptable put up Christmas decor. On my command, open flood gates.

Hilarious Holiday Posts From Neighbors On Nextdoor

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twitter thread about someone finding long-eared owls in their backyard thumbnail includes picture of one long-eared owl and a tweet 'Text - ArtofMaquenda Y @ArtOfMaquenda 000 I have something so amazing to share!!! Our friends discovered this tree in the street they live in, a very ordinary street with a tree in someone's garden and it's FILLED with Long-eared owls!!'

Discovering Tree Full Of Unique Owls In Backyard (Twitter Thread)

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this week's collection of cat tweets thumbnail includes one tweet 'Text - Marina @MarinaDiamandis Lockdown has basically consisted of me putting on A LOT of amateur cabaret performances for my cat. He hates them all. 4:02 AM · Dec 14, 2020 · Twitter Web App 815 Retweets 187 Quote Tweets 15.7K Likes'

The Week's Most Supurrb Cat Tweets (December 18th)

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