You will travel far, my little Kal-El. But we will never leave you... even in the face of our deaths.

'We can't let our dog outside if we're not on break': Boss demands work-from-home employees text him every time they leave their desks, inspires malicious compliance solutions 1

‘Let’s save our time and end this interview': Job candidate walks out of interview after being grilled by interviewer who undermined their experience for the job and demanded they up their game 2

Coworker gets final raise after 10 years at the company, resigns and gets 15% salary bump at new job: 'Loyalty will make you poor' 3

A Mouthful of Hilarious Cooking Memes for Amateur Chefs (May 8, 2024) 4

‘Either move or I’ll move you': Woman on flight demands passenger give up his seat after learning the airline double-booked the spot, leading to a dispute when flight attendant steps in 5

'Out of touch with reality': Customer tries to order 800 pieces of chicken and 5 sheet cakes with zero advance notice 6

Toez 1

And accurate 2

Ew humans 3

Thanks 4

A Catalog of 28 Memes to Browse Through While Pretending to Work 5

No squirrels 6