There are few things out there that divide opinion more than the average movie. Something about forcing our ever-shrinking attention spans into focusing on a single piece of media for ninety minutes or more really brings out everybody's artistic sensibilities.
This has propelled the popularity of Letterboxd, the social media site for talking about movies. While many of its members present themselves as erstwhile critics, others are a bit more unpredictable. It turns out that the world of movie criticism is a very broad church, and some opinions, like the ones listed here, make a little less sense than others.