It's five o'clock somewhere and you know what that means. It's time to get wasted...on glorious memes! If you're prone to escapism, bad habits and distractions that help you forget about how shitty life can be, memes are a healthy substitute for those desperate to numb the boredom. Think about it—memes are cholesterol-free, drug-free, and also straight up free. The side effects of consuming dank memes include: laughing, smiling, chortling, and becoming slightly dumber. Scroll wisely.