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Bad Joke of the Day: Don't Step on Any Turtles

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    bad joke - Iron - THREE WOMEN DIETOGETHER IN AN ACCIDENT AND GO TO HEAVEN
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    bad joke - Cartoon - WHEN THEY GET THERE SAINT PETERSAYS "WE ONLY HAVE ONE RULE HERE IN HEAVEN"
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    bad joke - Cartoon - "DON'T... STEP ON THE TURTLES!"
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    bad joke - Text - SOTHEY ENTER HEAVEN AND SURE ENOUGH, THERE ARE TURTLES EVERYWHERE
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    bad joke - Cartoon - ITSALMOSTIMPOSSIBLE NOT TO STEPON ATURTLE EVEN THOUGHITHE FIRST GIRLTRIES, SHE MANAGESTO'STEPONONE
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    bad joke - Facial expression - ALONG COMES SAINT PETER WITHTHE UGLIEST MAN SHE'D EVER SEEN
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    bad joke - Green - THE NEXT DAY, THE SECOND LADY XX ACCIDENTALLY STEPS ON A TURTLE
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    bad joke - Jeans - SAINT PETER CHAINS THEMITOGETHER AND SAYS, "YOUR PUNISHMENT FOR STEPPING ONATURTLE ISTO SPENDTHE RESTOF ETERNITY CHAINEDTOTHIS UGLY MAN"
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    bad joke - Hair - ANDALONG COMES SAINT PETER WHODOESN'T MISS'ATHING AND WITH HIM ANOTHER ONE OF THE UGLIEST MEN EVER SEEN
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    bad joke - Jeans - НЕ СHAINS THEMTOGETHER WITH THE SAMEADMONISHMENTAS FOR THE FIRST WOMAN
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    bad joke - Photo caption - THE THIRD WOMAN HAS OBSERVED ALL OFTHIS AND NOT WANTING TO BE CHAINED FOR ETERNITY TO AN UGLYMAN, IS] VERY VERY CAREFUL WHERE SHE STEPS
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    bad joke - Tortoise - ALTHOUGHTHETURTLESSEEM TO GET MORE DENSELY PACKED TOGETHER SHE MANAGES TO GO MONTHS WITHOUT STEPPING ONANY
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    bad joke - Hair - ALONG COMES SAINT PETER WITH ASTUNNINGLY HANDSOME MAN,THE MOST HANDSOME SHE HAS EVER LAID EYES ON
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    bad joke - Friendship - HE HAD BLUE EYES, WAS TALL DARKAND MUSCULAR SAINT PETER WITHOUT SAYING A WORD,CHAINEDTHEM TOGETHER
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    bad joke - Text - HAPPILY THE WOMAN SAYS ???? "IWONDER WHATI DID TO DESERVE TO BE CHAINED TO YOU FOR ALL OF ETERNITY"
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    bad joke - Hair - THE GUY SAYS, "IDUNNO ABOUT YOU.. BUTISTEPPEDON A TURTLE"

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