Tweets Of Dogs Who Know The Best Spots On Walks (After Finding A Dorito There Once)

Whenever we hear that a dog-related tweet went viral on twitter, we know it's one of two things: either it's a tweet of a dog being a sweetheart wholesome little angel or (more likely) it's some tweet about dogs being ridiculous in some way. Like: tweets of stories of chasing after your dog and them thinking it's a game, or tweets about dogs who got expelled from daycare for some silly reason like trying to hump another dog, or… tweets about crosswalk poop bandits - also known as doggos who simply cannot hold it in. 

Today, we have yet another collection of dogs being ridiculous in the form of them constantly bringing their owners to the same very specific spot on a walk because they once saw a chimken nugget there. Just once was enough. They will forever look for another one in the same spot, asking the gods of the chimken to drop another treat. Of course, their adorable habits is why we love them so heckin' much. So. heckin'. much. 

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    Font - Kristen Arnett ... @Kristen_Arnett my dog will say "i know a spot" and then take me to the place where they found an old french fry three months ago because they keep hoping to find another one there 9:11 PM - Dec 17, 2021 - Twitter for iPhone 2,330 Retweets 182 Quote Tweets 45.8K Likes
    via @Kristen_Arnett

    Hey, can you really blame him for trying though. One of us once saw a 20$ bill on the sidewalk on the way to the office, and you betcha that they kept looking there again and again. And what's worse, after they told the rest of us where they found it, we find each other glancing there all the time. The gods of fortune and french fries are ones to respect. 

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    Font - Dara Moskowitz Grumdahl @DearDara Replying to @Kristen_Arnett we have, at one point or another "discovered" a rabbit under nearly every bush in the neighborhood and at this point going for a walk is like a metal-detector examination of every inch of underbrush
    via @DearDara

    You're sitting there, tweeting this story as if it's funny, when in reality, it is heartbreaking. The dog is just trying to find his friiiend. The french fry the previous dog was looking for is also a friend to the dog though, we know that. We support adopting a rabbit to fix this issue, though getting a french fry and dropping it in that spot would be easier. 

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    Rectangle - Sasa K ... @KenyonSara Replying to @DearDara and @Kristen_Arnett This is my dog. He crammed himself into a shrub today, where one time, a couple years ago, a rabbit was. He was disappointed, but tomorrow is a new day lol
    via @KenyonSara
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    Dog - Nicole Mezzasalma @Nica Replying to @Kristen Arnett Ludo once spotted a discarded football (his favourite toy) behind someone's house, and now every time we walk past that house he searches in hope a new ball will materialise there.
    via @Nica
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    Dog - Brian ... @bks4q Replying to @Kristen_Arnett Frank, near the site of the miracle Doritos. (Youth soccer tournaments are a harbinger of miracles.)
    via @bks4q
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    Dog - Isabel (She/Her) ... @isabel_adriana_ Replying to @bks4q and @Kristen_Arnett Zeus has a Doritos spot on one of our walking routes, too!
    via @isabel_adriana_
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    Dog - Chrysann Lowe, MS Special Education @cmlowe Replying to @Kristen Arnett Tegan remembers the hotels we've stayed at and will go back to rooms where other guests have given her treats/love.
    via @cmlowe
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    Natural material - melissa ... @melissarose_89 Replying to @Kristen_Arnett My dog found a chunk of roast beef and keeps leading me back there
    via @melissarose_89
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    Dog - thepuppypack @thepuppypack ... Replying to @Kristen_Arnett My beloved companion always goes to the spot by the shed where she found a rodent once. She is always hoping to find another one there to rid my yard of the vermin she objects to.
    via @thepuppypack
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    Dog - Jane of Get Your Forking Vaccination @thejane88 ... Replying to @Kristen_Arnett Our landmarks: Site of the Armadillo Face-off, Little- bitty Lizard Landing, Route of Rabbit-Poo Aromas.
    via @thejane88
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    Dog - Amy @amykflower ... Replying to @Kristen_Arnett One night a lady in a car next to us in the ferry line gave my dog some leftover pot roast from her dinner so after that, every time we rode the ferry, Luna looked around at all the cars like she was expecting pot roast again.
    via @amykflower
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    Dog - Kerri Mansfield ... @Kezzacalling Replying to @Kristen_Arnett We go hopefully to the magic burger bun bush and the squirrel trees. But we avoid the bush that the surprise man came out of.
    via @Kezzacalling
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    Dog - Steve Price @Steve_R_Price Replying to @Kristen_Arnett and @katiemanthey Ethel once found a chicken wing thrown into a shrub at the church, and now we check that shrub every time we walk by.
    via @Steve_R_Price
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    Dog - Schmizbrutalski ... @MadzBrutal Replying to @Kristen_Arnett He found a whole ass Bojangles biscuit one day on our walk and I'm pretty sure it's the only thing he's thought about ever since
    via @MadzBrutal
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    Hey, we do it too lol

    Font - Linda Lenhoff ... @Lindalatte Replying to @Kristen_Arnett OMG I do this with sale items at TJ Maxx, like a coat I should have bought; I'm always checking the same rack to see if it's been returned or reborn or something. Not sure I should share this about myself.
    via @Lindalatte

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