Dad Jokes You'll Never Admit Are Actually Kind of Clever

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    Font - Dad: What is the opposite of ladyfingers? The family: No idea Dad: Mentos
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    Font - Dad: What part of the human body always loses? The family: no idea Dad: Defeat
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    Font - Dad: What gender pronouns do chocolate bars prefer? Family: No idea Dad: Her/she
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    Human body - Dad: How does a computer get drunk? The family: No idea Dad: It takes screen shots
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    Font - Dad: What do you call an American bee? The family: No idea Dad: A USB
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    Font - Dad: Why are there poptarts but no momtarts? Family: No idea Dad: It is because of pastryarchy
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    Font - Dad: how do you make holy water? Family: No idea Dad: You boil the hell out of it
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    Font - Dad:You should never go out with a tennis player? Family: Why? Dad: Because love means nothing to them
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    Font - Dad: What is the difference between a snowman and a snow woman? Family: No idea Dad: Snowballs
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    Font - Dad: What do you call an acid with an attitude? Family: No idea Dad: A mean-o-acid
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    Font - Dad: What do you call a group of laughing Cows? Family: No idea Dad:A laughing stock
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    Font - Dad: So, I've gone around and asked a few people what does LGBTQ mean Family: So, do you now know what it means? Dad: No, so far no one has given me a straight answer
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    Font - Dad: What do you call a snowman temper tantrum? Family: No idea Dad: A meltdown
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    Font - Dad: What do you call a coin with teeth marks all over it? Family: No idea Dad: Bitcoin
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    Font - Dad: My ex gf left me because of my obsessions with horoscopes Family: Okay so? Dad: It Taurus apart!
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    Font - Dad: What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school? Family: No idea Dad: Bison!
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    Font - Dad: The doctor told me that I am colourblind? Family: Oh I'm so sorry to hear that. Dad: I was just shocked that the news came out of the purple
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    Font - Dad: Do you know what you should do if your man doesn't appreciate your fruit jokes? Family: No idea Dad: You just need to let that mango

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