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10 Pickup Lines That May Be Cringe But Mostly Worked

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    Font - < 6:53 7 Hannah YOU MATCHED WITH HANNAH ON 10/2/22 Hey girl, are you a microwave? Lol ur cute Yesterday 4:15 PM Lol I sure feel like one sometimes Because MMMMMMMM Lol I'm always hot ..llLTE Why do you feel like a microwave sometimes Lol that was a good one Yesterday 5:24 PM I can see that No you're a good one. Thanks, mamas. I try.

    Ok but is Hannah capable of sending a message that doesn't start with Lol?

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    Font - Hey! Wanna play the shark attack. game? Today 3:16 PM Hahah oh god what is that?! Yes Hahahahaha I eat you and you scream That was a good one. Okay now I absolutely wanna play that

    Shocking but it worked

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    Product - Liked your photo Mon, Sep 26 3:35 PM Crazy I just saw you last night and now we matched on here lol Yesterday 9:59 PM Wait where?? Was it a scary dream Or a good dream Today 12:12 AM Sucks for your bed In my dreams It was a wet dream Sent

    He could have just stopped at "in my dreams"

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    Rectangle - I'm looking for someone who knows good food I do but I'm convinced you think casseroles are good food

    This is so rude to casseroles everywhere.

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    Font - 7:19 1 Emilynn YOU MATCHED WITH EMILYNN ON 9/25/22 Did it hurt falling out of heaven? Monday 7:53 AM 5G It did crawling out of hell

    Solid comeback, they'll have at least two dates.

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    Font - ◄ Instagram < Beaut YOU MATCHED WITH BEAUT ON 9/26/22 Apologies for the delay, I was writing a complaint to Spotify because they didn't seem to have you as the hottest single of the week. Today 5:22 PM hahahha i like that

    This person deserves a Grammy for this.

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    Font - < 9:21 l YOU MATCHED WITH Jajajaja Perhaps ON 29.09.22 - 1/2 Will you marry me

    She didn't say NO!

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    Light - 6:50 Û < tinder.com/app/mes + You matched with Ed on 22/09/2022. Why are you so cute but so fat? OMG OMG I meant far not fat ... 2 . 100%1 | : Good job Ed your an idiot 28/09/2022, 06:49 сл Haha omg that's so funny!! I love that lol C

    Ooof good job, Ed!

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    Rectangle - The one thing you should know about me is that I'm dating and you probably shouldn't waste your time trying to flirt w me. You wanna get straight to the action?

    Not sure what will come of this one…

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    Font - P 1:54 介 R M YOU MATCHED WITH M ON 9/26/22 How's tinder treating you? Yesterday 11:22 PM Great, since I started talking with you

    Thought it would be nice to end on a wholesome note.

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