20 Terrible Tinder Pickup Lines That Make Modern Day Dating Look Like a Raging Dumpster Fire

These people clearly have no idea how to flirt, and im unsure of their capability to produce intelligible human speech. Anyways these people clearly need to take a look at some of our dumb pick up lines that are so odd they might actually bring you the success you clearly lack with your own faculties and creativity. Or simply bow to the inevitability that you are one day going to be on a list like this of the most absurd pick up lines that have no business being written or spoken.

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