20 Bumble Screenshots That Will Leave You Buzzing With Secondhand Embarrassment

Oh Bumble, the land of endless possibilities and questionable bios. From guys posing with their latest 'catch' to girls listing their zodiac signs like it's a resume skill, there's no shortage of secondhand embarrassment on this dating app.

But let's be real, sometimes it's the quirky profiles that catch your eye and make you swipe right. Who wouldn't want to date someone who's "just here for the dog pics" or claims to have "swiped right on themselves by accident"?

While love may be just a swipe away, so is the never-ending stream of disappointments and bad pickup lines. It's like a digital jungle where everyone's a tiger in their own mind, but in reality, they're more of a sloth with a lazy bio.

With that being said, we present to you this week's best Bumble screenshots buzzing with all the chaos, cringe, and wildness that you could ever ask for.

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'Has horniness gone too far?'

Via u/Got-cancelled
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Via @tinderlosersofportland
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'Carpe all those diems...'

We don't know about you guys, but this bio spoke to us on numerous levels…

Via u/TomatoOk3796
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'Okay then…'

Via u/BigLebowski0324
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'Dude thought I wanted to hear about his last hook up that may or may not have actually happened'

How did this guy possibly think this was okay to do???

Via u/Snoo_29348
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Via u/Snoo_29348
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Via u/Snoo_29348
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08
'Yikes'

Via u/Breadcrumbs_89
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'Okay, Bradley.'

Via u/MAK3AWiiSH
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'Scary behavior'

Via u/Defyingwestern_logic
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'I need to stop giving out my number to men from bumble'

Via u/cindylouwhoo_
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'Guess where he went wrong'

Via u/anickel120
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'OF girl. She never responded, I thought it was funny tho'

Via u/NorthStreet7566
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'Doesn’t want someone who lies about their age. Proceeds to lie about THEIR age.'

Via u/CHutt00
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Via u/poloman627268
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'?? i thought she was at least 40 and i was right'

Via u/annazabeth
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'One of these things is not like the others'

Via u/lambchops831
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Via @tinderlosersofportland
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Via @tinderlosersofportland
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Via @tinderlosersofportland

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