33 Memes for the Girl Who Hooks Up and Finds Funny in Every Flirt

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    "I dont normally bring hookups to my place." My dog:
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    Tinder girls' bio: "Not here for hookups" Tinder girls on the first date: ${{{4 CO I've come for your pickle.
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    Fact @Fact It takes an average of 17 months and 26 days to get over an ex. Randy Valerio @RandyTValerio ...or 2-3 random hookups
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    When you've been such a h e lately you. don't even know who you are anymore
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    When you hook up with someone in a dream and then see them in real life and think you're dating now
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    When you hook up with someone that you know you shouldn't have NCOUVER ANITA.BATHE@CBC.CA ATS @Anita Bathe ESPL DISPLACAT
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    When he isn't that cute, but I'm d k-hungry as fi k and need to hook up with someone Thank you, alcohol Citytv
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    my brain: omg why did you text him you stupid b ch me: i was hoy
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    Me "Looking" For A C dom Until She Gets Impatient And Let Me Hit It R v.
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    When you know the d <is bad for you but you want it anyway
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    I'm Gettn Too Old for 2am Boty Calls. If you ain't tryna f k by 9pm I'm going to bed
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    When your hinge date has to duck his head walkin through the door
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    Guy I'm hooking up with: stop telling your friends about us Me to my friends: anyway then he referred to us as "us"
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    When you're hooking up with a vegan and they start to undress Where's the beef?
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    When you decide to try a hookup with your older female neighbour pull of her p nties: and you
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    friends: did you just hook up in the bathroom? me: f no also me:
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    When you gotta end s with your favorite toxic person ${}}
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    Tinder date: Let's just skip dinner and go right to the s Me: I'm fine with that.
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    When you're not in a relationship but having relationship problems
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    Her: Gonna be honest, I only f k guys with beards Me:
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    The "I'm about to get that d starter pack
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    Me when my friend tells me about their latest hookup: You're so f ting classy.
  • 23
    Netflix: Are you still watching? Someones daughter:
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    why women always wanna hit you up hours?? Girl its for s at obnoxious 3am, GO TO BED. d machine broke.
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    - Her: So. What movie are we goi...
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    Getting over someone you never dated
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    When your friend leaves the bar early with a hot guy darb TOPSPARI
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    Her: so what happens next? Me: we hook up and probably never speak again Her: I meant the movie
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    When you hook up with a girl of a different race Mr. Worldwide
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    When u got p y coming over
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    Me walking my b ty call out well I'll probably knowing never see him again
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    When I hook up with a guy and he says I can't stay the night Sending me home doesn't make sense with my fantasy.
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    When you guys just hooked up in the bathroom and he's making it obvious

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