36 Memes That Don’t Get It Twisted

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    Me trying to talk to people "DO YOU LIKE PLANTS"
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    Emma Bolden @emmabo i wish every pet owner would release an album of songs they make up for their pets
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    How she looks at you when you pull up wearing grey sweatpants
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    That feeling when you're smart enough to know how awkward you are, but not smart enough to know how not to be awkward. = ax +hi 2a V=1 nr tan XVT
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    people: why are you so funny? me: All my jokes are cries for help. CN
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    Co-worker: That's not the way I do it. Me: I don't give a @kweenkwen
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    Ever drink Bailey's out of a thingamabob, motherlicker?
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    ver$ace dolphin @versacedolphy sorry for acting a little weird last night. it's just because there's a bunch of wrong with my brain
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    Are you okay? @artmemescentral Absolutely not but atleast I'm funny
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    blm donny @_donnydrama the sexual tension between me and leaving the country to start a new life
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    "You're so chill" Thanks, I'm completely disconnected from reality at all times
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    When you're in a three way group chat and the other two people start having a conversation
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    When you show up to work and the building is still standing my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined
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    I get my news from the only reliable source, cryptic symbolism in my dreams
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    dylan gelula @DylanGelula at some point during Planet Earth david attenborough should assure you that you won't be this high forever
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    Parents, just because your kid is looking at their phone and smiling doesn't mean that they have a bf/gf. It might be because they are looking at pictures of sustainable architecture
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    When you're dead inside but love nature ca
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    C Introvert Vibes @IntrovertSquad Friend: wanna hang out tomorrow? Me: I actually performed an activity yesterday. Please wait the three day recovery period to submit another inquiry.
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    trash jones @jzux "those tattoos will make it harder to get a job" ok well so will my personality
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    Tulok the BarCAREian @tulokthe Town Priest: The witches that control the woods are evil. Girl: What do they do? Priest: They aren't heteronorma- tive or patriarchal, do lots of drugs and have with each other. Girl: Omg, what specific parts of the woods are they in, so I can avoid them extra hard?
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    skooks @skooookum another perfect beautiful day to ingest stimulants and sit at computer. what a blessed life
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    Chandler Sharp @ChandlerIsSharp ripping a bong uses all four elements and i think that's cool 9:43 AM 2023-09-14 159K Views . 925 Reposts 35 Quotes 3,797 Likes 87 Bookmarks
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    Message I need a lot of Attention ok
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    BigKidProblems BKP @BigKid Problems It turns out being in your 30s just means you get excited about different flavors of hummus
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    me in the work bathroom giving myself a pep talk about not to quit out of anger
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    my increasingly fragile mental health @virgomemes pure willpower and spite, at this point
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    Sorry for acting weird, i am weird and it will happen again
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    will @HeisenBarry2 GIRL: [flirting] so do you have any wild fantasies? ME: quitting my job. GIRL: no i mean like any risqué fantasies? ME: quitting my job without having anything else lined up.
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    Emily Murnane @emily_murnane Nobody will remember: - Your salary - Your fancy title - How busy you were - How many hours you worked People will remember: - That weird thing u said - Your weird personality that made u say it - They think about it constantly - You should be embarrassed - Seriously
  • 30
    Me after finishing every small task I deserve a blunt
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    The Victoria's Secret "I can fix him" line, now available wherever red flags are sold @jewish teriyaki
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    YOU HAVENT YET MET ALL THE PEOPLE YOU WILL 9 frighten with your trauma driven sense of humor @hot newcomer
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    rad dad @ohemgeeijizzed sorry i bawled my eyes out while trying to communicate. that wasn't very tattoos, black clothes, dark hair, maneater of me 4:21 PM 18 Sep 22 Twitter for iPhone .
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    When somebody tries talking to me whilst I am doing something AUTIST SURPLUS You want personality or motor skills?
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    My brain trying to figure out if it's an actual memory, a movie I saw, or a dream I had. ALIIS
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    @b9possums 420 myummy harts buti am being so brave

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