Because You've Always Wanted an Endless Stream of Dad Jokes

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    Text - What do you call somebody with no body and no nose? Nobody knows
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    Text - Did gou hear about the gug who invented the knock knock joke? He won the 'no-bell' prize
  • 03
    Text - I'm reading a book on the history of glue just can't seem to put it down
  • 04
    Text - WHY CAN'T YOU HEAR A PTERODACTYL GO TO THE BATHROOM? BECAUSE THe Pee is SILENT
  • 05
    Text - I've just been diagnosed as colorblind know, it certainly has come out of the purple
  • 06
    Text - Last night I dreamt I was a muffler I woke up exhausted
  • 07
    Text - Where do you learn to make ice cream? Sunday school
  • 08
    Text - TWO SATELLITES DECIDED TO GeT MARRIED THe WEDDING WASN'T MUCH BUT THE RECEPTION WAS INCREDIBLE
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    Text - What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? Bison
  • 10
    Text - I am terrified of elevators, I'm going to start taking steps to avoid them

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