23 Patient Parenting Memes That Showcase the Audacity of Wild Youngsters

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    when I tell the kids it's bedtime an hour early and hubs opens his mouth like "but it's only..." @madmommies go along with this or I'll cut you in half
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    Aliette Silva @AlietteSilva "I've still got it," I tell myself..... As I go from my day jammies to my night jammies.
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    My brain: "Your child wakes you daily at 6am, you need to go to bed earlier." Me: @redyellowgreendance Why should I change? He's the one who siks.
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    That Mom Tho @mom_tho What I say my hobbies are: reading and writing What my hobbies actually are: sending reels to the same 2 friends, snacking 1
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    Me: The baby went to bed late so I bet she'll sleep late. The baby at 5:30am: @momwithaboysname
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    kidversations @kidversations_ The only thing harder than getting kids to go to sleep is getting them to stay asleep.
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    When a mom friend says she feels like she's lost her mind. @rawmother.hood You may have noticed I'm not all there myself.
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    WHEN YOU ARE DONE FOR THE DAY BUT STILL HAVE TO RALLY FOR DINNER AND BATHTIME @SNARKANDLEMONS I don't want to do this anymore.
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    sixfootcandy @sixfootcandy If you walk into a party and think, "Okay, who do I dislike in here?" we should probably be friends.
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    shoutout to mad madam mim who at any moment could make herself look like the woman on the left but chooses to love the ugly old creep that she is on the right @madmommies
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    Fall outfits I look at online @themommyscoop How I end up dressing in fall
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    Ramblin Mama @ramblinma Having a husband is cool because there's someone in our house who takes out the trash and tells me everything I never wanted to know about our world wars. 1
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    Me listening to my air conditioner run non-stop Drug Test @WXZACHARY I'm never going to financially recover from this
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    Raising Teens Today @raisingteenstoday I used to think pull-ups and baby wipes were expensive until I watched my teenager plow through $300 worth of groceries in two days. Brace yourself toddler parents.
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    kid: you're the worst mommy in the world me: accept that @madmommies
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    anytime I start to lose an argument @madmommies SHUT UP, IDIOT!
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    CASTIC Sarcastic Mommy Sm MOMMY @sarcasticmommy4 I love my kids but I really love when they're in school.
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    me after betting on the eagles 121 Gatol @madmommies you just cost me 25 grand, polly Sate
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    sarah radz @sarahradz Nonparents be like: I would simply instruct the toddler to do something he doesnt want to do, and he would obey
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    The IRS after I tried to file my own taxes @madmommies THE PRICE IS WRONG, BI
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    my mom when I complain about being a mom @madmommies That sounds horrible.
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    No Idea: Daddy Blog @byclintedwards I told my 7yo that I'm 38, and she started crying. When I asked why, she said, "I'm just sad because old people di." So now I'm both touched because she loves me so much, and depressed because she obviously thinks my life expectancy is that of a 17th century colonial farmer. >
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    That awkward moment when open up a snack and realize that your kid is right there behind you: @stellaonmymind

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