Facebook's IPO Celebrated With the Cheesiest Song Ever
Facebook's on the stock market now! Even as we speak, total strangers are buying and selling the space where you leave passive-aggressive notes and quasi-inspirational quotations for all your so-called friends to see. And how are people celebrating this auspicious day? If you're part of this group of people who allegedly have never seen each other face-to-face but still consider each other friends thanks to the false nostalgia-building that is Facebook, you make a video that tries so hard to be "uplifting" and "inspirational" it's basically a Christian Rock song with the word "Facebook" substituted for "God." Welcome to 2012.
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