20+ Couples who broke up for surprising reasons: '[He] got a divorce when he found out his wife was posting... about their relationship problems'

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    What is the craziest reason you have heard for a breakup/divorce?
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    RadosAvocados The guy in r/skiing yesterday whose gf left him because he wasn't as skilled in skiing as her.
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    Commercial-Box... Wife was sensitive to fluorescent light bulbs but the husband kept insisting on having them to save the environment. He would change out the incandescent bulbs when she was asleep multiple times. She got sick of it and filed for divorce.
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    Easily influenced

    NymphaeaceaeLi... She went and saw a fortune teller for fun. She was told that he is not the one she's seen with in her future. So she broke up with him the next day.
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    ElegantLily13 "I'm in Love with My Robot Vacuum" - In one case, a man allegedly filed for divorce because his wife became too attached to their robot vacuum
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    Did he think a stork was going to deliver this baby?

    Consuela-Hamm... Divorce: he was with her in the delivery room while she was giving birth to their first baby, after that he was grossed out by her any time. he sees her, she said he didn't even sleep with me in the same bed anymore, so she filed for divorce.
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    LucarnAnderson I recall hearing a reddit story, think it was a Kevin story, where a step dad wanted to divorce his wife if she didn't make her kid from a previous marriage magically biologically his. And no he didn't mean let him adopt him. The dad really thought you could change a kids genetics to be his own.
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    O... 5 year marriage, never consummated. Wife just refused to do anything or to seek any help to resolve the issue. Only justification given was that she "couldn't". She didn't see what the big deal was though, apparently, as when told that the marriage would be terminated she told
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    everyone she didn't know why the husband would want a divorce. Source: I was the husband. Sometimes in hindsight it doesn't even feel real. Sounds like a bad romance novel plot, but it was all too real.
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    umbrellajump Up against the barriers at a Bob Dylan concert. Mark Knopfler was opening. Half way through Knopfler's set the couple next to me started arguing. The dude was screaming at her, calling her a slag because she was "making eyes at the bass player".
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    Finally he stormed off, excruciatingly slowly, because the crowd was so thick. Asked her if she was alright and she said "Yeah, he's a ." and she seemed to have a blast the rest of the gig.
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    Willing_Pea_6956 I slept with another guy, is because I lack of sense of security from you. It is your fault you forced me to slept with him "aka from my friend
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    Hot-Sauce-P-Hole Disagreement about whether they were called chickpeas or garbanzo beans. Neither party could believe that both were names for the same thing, so they broke up.
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    alex_is_fire iirc there was a Reddit story about a woman divorcing her husband because he would close the lids of their jars to tightly and she could never get them open.
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    What in the world kind of reason is this?

    rowenaravenclawo The wife had chronic dry eye which made her contacts uncomfortable, husband could not handle the fact that her eyes were different colors
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    misskaminsk The husband was a con artist (and more) and lied about the marriage paperwork
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    StinkyD FaceR... I remember my friend trying to explain how his mom left because his dad hit her with a pancake
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    scb225 A coworkers' sil said she caught her husband in bed with another man soon after they moved to a new city, she didn't even pack a bag, just flew back and lived with a sister and bought all new stuff, didn't want anything sent to her
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    rayrayrayray It was so a woman could get the urgent care she needed for her illness - it was an insurance loop hole to save her life
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    That's a long marriage!

    C UppanceToday I'm not sure if this is crazy: a local lawyer specialises in "silver" divorces (ie older people). When interviewed, he was asked about the oldest person he had arranged a divorce for.
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    He said it was a 93 year old man. When he asked the man why he wanted to divorce so late in life, he said, "Because I want to di in peace"
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    BigGreen69angry He bought lottery tickets every week. Like $20-$25 in tickets. She left him rod spending $100 a month on lottery tickets.
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    TouristSad5967 One of my best friends from high school got a divorce when he found out his wife was posting on Reddit about their relationship problems. Said she should have asked for permission first
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    wright_brownx I once heard someone broke up because their partner ate pizza with a fork and knife.
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    Ky... I got dumped for not liking. Disney enough. Don't get me wrong I love Disney movies, and Marvel, etc. But an example of "not enough" apparently is the time I fell asleep at 3am while she was showing me a silent documentary about
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    the history of Disney Land Rides. Let me be perfectly clear: this was after saying I was tired at 2:30 and asking if we could instead watch it in the morning. It was interesting stuff, but black screens with text intercut with b-roll of theme park rides is not engaging enough for a tired 26-year- old man at 3am.
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    I would have chalked it up to something else, and that the Disney aspect was BS if not for her best friend messaging me out of the blue the day after the breakup to confess that my ex was running dating profiles for men she found on mousemingle by her two days before we broke up.
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    Even worse, when I caved and stalked my ex's profile on the above site, I found out she made it 3 months prior to our break up.
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    Imightbeafanofthis Knew a couple who got married to "get the first one out of the way". Does that count?
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    Idealtrajectory My ex-fiance broke it off because I stopped wearing graphic tee shirts (but still wore tee shirts, just with nothing on them) for my job, and that I sold my 2007 Mustang GT to pay off debt. I replaced it with a free Toyota Matrix my folks were getting rid of. These things led to me not being " or
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    cool" anymore. Funnily enough, I still owned a 1973 Mustang Mach 1, which I feel is far cooler than the GT, but whatever. I married someone who was a vastly MUCH better fit for me, and now that ex is just a bunch of funny stories I tell folks.
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    ww
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    KandieKane-21 Saying the french fries weren't fully cooked, it just blew up after.
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    Andyatlast An acquaintance back in my Army days divorced her husband because he could not stop buying collectible. G.I. Action figures. Full on addiction that he was hiding from her. Bankrupted them and had amassed a collection of $150k that he tried to hide form her.
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    Tiny-Grain-Of-S... I broke up with a girlfriend once because she told me her favorite Starwars character was jar-jar binks
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    Butterfly_Wings2... This is not a joke...this really happened to me. My now ex-husband said to me when he told me he wanted a divorce "when I walked into the kitchen and I saw you were drinking a caramel latte, I knew you were never going to change". (He wanted me to lose weight, I wasn't doing it fast enough.)
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    reefrider442 Best friend: "She's crazy! You have no idea what I go through. She's a completely different person when it's just the two of us". We all knew who the crazy person was.
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    EatMoreCardboard Had a buddy who served in the military, he was active duty for two years and spent time overseas in Germany doing training, he got home. from deployment only to find out that his wife had been cheating on him for 6 months she had been a guy who lived in their neighborhood, weirdly enough, he was willing to try and look past the fact that
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    she had an affair while he was gone, she was the one who hit him with the papers. Don't worry, there is a silver lining. The judge took one look at the case and because she had been unfaithful, she didn't receive one single thing of his.
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    Hmmm

    JanaRedence She left him after catching him eating spaghetti with his hands.
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    ShurikLesBear "We have to break up, because you're swearing too much" I am a female, she was a female, she never said she didn't like it or asked me to swear less, she just found the reason lol

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