Old school boss demands all IT logs get printed and put on his desk every morning, backpedals after getting buried in paperwork: 'I stacked it all up in a massive teetering pile that was about two feet high'

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  • Boss sitting at his desk in front of an enormous pile of paperwork.
  • Sure thing boss every single log will be on your desk in physical form

    I work for a medium sized engineering firm and my manager is one of those old school guys who thinks that if something is on a screen it basically doesnt exist.
  • He has this massive distrust of our digital tracking systems and cloud logs even though we use them for literally everything from Revit file syncing to server up-time monitoring.
  • Last week we had a minor sync error that caused some work to be lost and he absolutely lost it during the morning meeting.
  • He shouted that he was tired of "invisible data" and decreed that from now on every single automated system log and error report had to be printed out and placed on his desk every morning for his "personal manual review".
  • The IT lead tried to explain that the server generates thousands of lines of code every hour but the manager just waved him off and said he wanted to see the paper trail because paper doesnt lie.
  • I saw the look on the IT guys face and I knew exactly what was coming.
  • Since I am the one who handles the BIM coordination and the project logs I decided to follow his order to the absolute letter.
  • I went into the settings for our automated reporting tools and changed the output destination from the internal dashboard to the heavy duty plotter and the industrial laser printer in the main hall.
  • I also dis_ed the filters that usually strip out the "heartbeat" pings which are basically just the server saying it is still alive every thirty seconds.
  • I showed up an hour early on Tuesday to collect the harvest. It was beautiful. The laser printer had run through three entire reams of paper and the plotter had spat out about twenty feet of continuous logs because I formatted them to print in a single long strip for easier reading.
  • I stacked it all up in a massive teetering pile that was about two feet high and walked it into his office.
  • I had to move his coffee mug and his family photo just to make room for the Tuesday morning report.
  • Woman carrying an enormous stack of paperwork to her boss's office.
  • He looked at the pile and then back at me and I just smiled and told him that these were the raw logs he requested for the last twenty-four hours and that I would have the next batch ready by 9 AM tomorrow.
  • He spent the entire day in his office and I could hear the ruffling of paper through the thin walls.
  • Around 3 PM he came out looking like he had aged five years and asked if there was a way to just get a summary.
  • I told him that per his specific instructions from the meeting we were no longer using summaries because they count as "invisible data" and we had to maintain the full paper trail for accountability.
  • He didnt say anything and just went back inside. By Thursday morning the pile on his desk was so big he actually had to work from the small round table in the corner of his office because his main desk was completely consumed by logs.
  • Friday morning he sent out an email officially reinstating the digital dashboard and told us to "use our best judgment" on what needs to be printed.
  • I still have a few rolls of plotter paper ready just in case he changes his mind again.
  • ThriceFive Gave him exactly what he asked for! Great malicious compliance. I think old school managers who think the paper systems were replaced for no reason - the paper systems and human tracking just can't keep up with the pace and scope of lots of projects today (but I'll still swear by post-it-note middle-of-the-room task tracking for getting a game ship-ready)
  • NightMgr Put a dot matrix in his office and print them real time.
  • SouthHovercraft4150 I'm impressed by him taking more than 1 day to concede defeat.
  • Tripp Trapp Trinn Old school? Is he like 95 years and still working? The last time we had an "all things on paper" was 30 years ago, and even then he was considered way behind the times. I think we need to replace "old school" with "stupid".

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