9 Of The Week's Weirdest and Wackiest Headlines

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    In which a very high raccoon had people guessing his drug of choice.

    Adaptation - Pet raccoon, stoned off of too much weed, brought to Indianapolis firehouse. Confusion ensues. BY: Jordan Fischer POSTED: 5:51 PM, Apr 16, 2018 UPDATED: 12:36 AM, Apr 17, 2018 f rtv6. abc THEINDYCHANNEL "PET RACCOON THAT GOT INTO THEIR METH." 11 ЕЕ -0:24 Autoplay: On
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    This dude broke up with his girlfriend after opiates left him craving male attention. Right.

    Product - Man believes painkillers turned him gay Richard Hartley-Parkinson Tuesday 17 Apr 2018 6:20 am 1.4k G+ f Pregabalin Wockhardt 100mg ww
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    Finally, safe passage to Coruscant. Just in time for the release of 'Solo.'

    Landmark - Annexed Crimea Airport Offers Flights to Mars, Venus and Star Wars' Coruscant Star Wars Coruscant planet
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    These are some seriously boss baboons.

    Vertebrate - Live TV U.S. Edition Health» Food | Fitness Wellness| Parenting Vital Signs CAN Baboons break out of a research center using a barrel and savor a fleeting taste of rebellion By AJ Willingham, CNN Updated 10:16 AM ET, Tue April 17, 2018 More from CNN Sean Hannity news is a real problem for Michael Cohen Mud in this small Japanese island could change the global economy (CNN) Four baboons, having clearly read too much dystopian fiction, escaped a biomedical research lab in San Antonio
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    So this is why people are so gaga over Canadian healthcare. Got it.

    Face - B.C. health official voices'grave concerns' after child given homeopathic remedy using rabid-dog saliva Provincial health minister has 'grave concerns' about naturopath's claims in blog post Bethany Lindsay- CBC News Posted: Apr 16, 2018 5:27 PM PT | Last Updated: April 16
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    This man *really* wanted vegetable oil for his hair clippers. Okay.

    Text - Police: Man with gun threatened McDonald's workers over vegetable oil DELAWARE NEWSROOM MCDONALDS THREAT ARREST I00:25 00:43
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    There are layers to this one.

    Text - APRIL 15, 2018 8:59pm PT by Ryan Parker John Oliver Bought Russell Crowe's Jockstrap for Alaska's Last Blockbuster Video
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    What if phones, but too much?

    Pilgrimage - NEWS Ghana asks mosques to turn down the noise and use WhatsApp for call to prayer Urban Africans contend with a great deal of noise day in and out. In a bid to curb noise pollution, authorities in Ghana want Muslims to use WhatsApp rather than loudspeakers for the call to prayer picture alliance/AA/J. Perdigo
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    Sounds like a cheery event.

    Text - Nitschke's 'suicide machine' draws crowds at Amsterdam funeral fair Euthanasia advocate displays 'Sarco', a pod that fills with nitrogen, which he hopes will one day be available as a 3D-printable device Australian euthanasia activist Philip Nitschke has invented a 3D-printed suicide machine, presented at the Amsterdam Funeral Expo on Saturday. Photograph: Jasper Juinen/AFP/Getty Images A controversial suicide pod that enables its occupant to kill themselves at the press of a button went


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