TheBlueJay's Mom Was Trying an Incantation Maybe?

Mom: *from the other room* Dick. Me: Ahh, what? Mom: Dick dick dick dick dick dick dick... Me: *Walks into room* You okay mom? Mom: Oh? Sorry, just cravings.
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