Firejerks

When setting off one of those fireworks you put in a tube and it lights up and explodes in the air with the look of traditional fireworks, remember to put the shell in the tube. Otherwise it will explode in the grass, and you will burn your shirt and hit your cousin in the crotch with a firey pellet. Your sister will record it and she will upload it to youtube. #LFMyBrother'sFail