Jerking in Bed

Correct phrasing: Our houseguest is displaying strong, hypnic jerks as he falls asleep. Incorrect phrasing: Boy he jerks really hard in his sleep! Your roommate will NOT understand and ask WHY you are watching. Awkardness will ensue. #LFMF

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