Ladies, when wearing higher heels than normal to work, please remember that just because you are taller than normal, the toilet seat is not. You will misjudge the distance your butt has to travel to reach the seat. You WILL think that you are falling into a portal for 5 seconds, until your rear hits the seat a lot harder and LOUDER than it should. You also will get weird looks when you walk of of the restroom.... especially since you are walking funny. #LFMF
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