Cross-Eyed Burglar Gets Positively Destroyed In Comments Section Of His Wanted Notice

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Meeeeesh
Apr 22, 2019 3:00 PM EDT

The internet really seems to love roasting wanted criminals for their physical attributes (remember Neck Guy?) and this kid is of no exception. The 18-year-old cross-eyed burglar got roasted pretty hard when the Northamptonshire Police department in the UK posted his wanted notice on Facebook.

We almost feel kind of bad for this poor kid, as he can't exactly help that he's cross-eyed, but at the same time, these puns are just too much. They'll definitely make you say, "iris I thought of that one."

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    Facebook police notice that reads, "Martin McDonagh, 18, of Lincoln, wanted for a burglary in Kettering in September 2018" above a mugshot of a kid who is cross-eyed
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    Facebook comment that reads, "He used to be a school teacher but he got the sack when he couldn't control his pupils"
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    Facebook comment that reads, "If you see this burglar looking at your house...tell the next-door neighbor"
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    Text - Ibumped into this fella the other day and he told me to watch where I was going. So I told him to go where he was watching. 9.8K Like Reply 3d
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    Text - This guys his own lookout when he's breaking in.! 29.5K Like Reply 3d
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    Text - Looks like his left eye has done the noble thing and already turned itself in 56.5K Like Reply 2d
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    Text - All this cos his girlfriend left him thinking he was seeing some one else S 17.7K Like 3d Reply
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    Text - These comments are downright mean We should really try to see things from his perspectives. 4.6K Like Reply 2d
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