Tasty Tweets For People Who Don't Wanna Scroll Through Twitter

What can a person accomplish in 280 characters? A lot, actually. From political rants to pseudo-inspirational bullshit, people on Twitter try their best to get their point across in very few words. Our favorite tweets, though, are the ones that showcase wit, wisdom, and a dark sense of humor with maximum brevity. 

Author image for Ada Elder Ada Elder
Advertisement

Stay entertained and up to date by following us on Facebook and Instagram!

Tags

twitter relatable memes relatable dating tweets relatable tweets funny tweets funny twitter random tweets dating
Scroll Down For The Next Article

Also From Memebase

Hater-y Boomer Memes For The Frustrated Millennial

Hater-y Boomer Memes For The Frustrated Millennial

Trending Now

25-year-old grad school graduate leaves his sister and brother-in-law’s camera-filled Los Angeles home after brother-in-law calls him ungrateful for blocking the indoor security system with a toy for privacy on a date: ‘I just wanted a little dignity’

25-year-old grad school graduate leaves his sister and brother-in-law’s camera-filled Los Angeles home after brother-in-law calls him ungrateful for blocking the indoor security system with a toy for privacy on a date: ‘I just wanted a little dignity’

01
Employee 'quiet quits,' purposefully tanked their numbers for 6 months before finally getting fired: 'I honestly can't believe it took them this long to notice'

Employee 'quiet quits,' purposefully tanked their numbers for 6 months before finally getting fired: 'I honestly can't believe it took them this long to notice'

02
Man kicks brother and his girlfriend out of his house after they disrespect his home, boundaries, and the mother of his kids: ‘I'm not about to let two grown adults bring chaos in my home’

Man kicks brother and his girlfriend out of his house after they disrespect his home, boundaries, and the mother of his kids: ‘I'm not about to let two grown adults bring chaos in my home’

03
Mother-in-law refuses to see daughter-in-law's remote programming job as 'real,' calls her out at a family barbecue: 'Yeah, and that [...] paid off your son's student loans'

Mother-in-law refuses to see daughter-in-law's remote programming job as 'real,' calls her out at a family barbecue: 'Yeah, and that [...] paid off your son's student loans'

04
14, 15, and 16-year-old siblings refuse to go to Disneyland with their stepmom, dad, and their 2 children on Mother's Day, stepmom calls their mom in tears: 'She was hysterically crying about my kids not being there and how they're her kids too'

14, 15, and 16-year-old siblings refuse to go to Disneyland with their stepmom, dad, and their 2 children on Mother's Day, stepmom calls their mom in tears: 'She was hysterically crying about my kids not being there and how they're her kids too'

05
29-year-old plans family vacation for 30th birthday, sister complains when she won't split the cost of her niece coming along: 'She said I'm being unfair'

29-year-old plans family vacation for 30th birthday, sister complains when she won't split the cost of her niece coming along: 'She said I'm being unfair'

06
Advertisement