Disney Adult Writes the Most Overly Dramatic Yelp Review for the Parks, Completely Obliterates Mickey Mouse

Disney adults are a different kind of breed, man. It truly is kind of a cult. They treated Mickey like a god and the rules of the Disney parks as their commandments. It's pretty wild. So when one gets disappointed with their Disney experience, you best believe they're going to react dramatically. 

TikToker Sage Starkey came across an insane negative Yelp review for Disney parks. The blurred out unsatisfied Disney adult had recently visited the parks, but something must have happened, because they ended up writing several unhappy reviews. In this review, they never explain what was the catalyst at the park for their dissatisfaction, but apparently they had already written several reviews that had been taken down. This is what really pissed this person off now. They write a threatening letter directly to Mickey Mouse that sounds like it's right out of a mob movie. It starts with “Mickey, you've made a terrible mistake.” And then goes into a very detailed description of their anger and how they are going to retaliate. 

The TikToker reads the review as a dramatic reading, as if it were a monologue he was using to audition for some series film. Viewers love the insanity read between the lines of this unhappy Yelper and hope he follows up on his threat of writing 10 bad reviews for every one that gets flagged or removed. Apparently, they have a lot of time on their hands, so they're prepared to spend all day writing up negative Disney Parks reviews. 

Viewers and other Disney adults are finding it hilarious. Many are saying they're adding it to their list of monologues, others are trying to figure out who wrote this—one culprit potentially being Dwight Shrute from The Office. Others are trying to guess what cause such dissatisfaction in this reviewer—one person guessing it was just an overreaction to a cold churro he must've gotten at the park. 

Dramatic Reading:

One person even suggest that this review become the basis for a canon film that shows the origin story to some sort of villain to Mickey Mouse. I mean, the guy describes Mickey Mouse as a “Lovecraftian elder god” and Disney fans Mickey's “cultists”—TikTokers are living for it. This epic villain would be a lot darker than any other “bad guy" feature in a Mickey Mouse related Disney project. His vibe is leaning more towards Heath Ledger Joker-vibes.