With great power comes great responsibility

There needs to be a 'Twilight' remake with THIS version of Bella...

New life, who dis

It makes sense

Having their 15 minutes of fame

Some of these could happen

Celebrities, they're just like us!

You must be a very particular person to have seen or interacted with a celebrity in the wild more than once. Most importantly, you probably live in New York or LA. I love cities like Bethesda, Maryland, but you're probably not going to see Sandra Bullock walking around there. If you work in the entertainment industry, that also helps a lot with celeb spotting. Believe it or not, interviewing actors for media companies will put a lot of celebrities in front of you. Everybody has a different appr…

Now, I'm largely against the deification of any public figures. It's much too far a leap to idolize an individual based on their public persona. Look at Elon Musk as an example. A few years back, the internet treated him as some sort of real-life Tony Stark. An individual who was fighting for a brighter technological future for the world. But guess what? He ended up being an unhinged, cringe, attention-seeking megalomaniac. Never take famous people at face value. That being said, I'm willing to…

AKA humanoid Spongebob SquarePants

Accountability is important. Public figures are influential and their actions may be, by intent or not, replicated by fans and followers. That's a heavy burden to bear, but there's a large sect of our population that follows and emulates famous people. Like it or not, it's the unfortunate reality of fame. So when a particularly famous person makes a dubious moral decision, it might be best that their general audience doesn't follow. That's just common knowledge. Don't be subjectable to negative…

Suit making, with a side order of insults

Talk about unrealistic body standards!

He just described my summer plans

This may be hard for some people to believe, but millennials weren't always the weary, depressed, broke people lined up to order the latest take on avocado toast or specialty coffee beverages. Nay, we were once young and full of life and hope. Just kidding, we were once young and battling an incredibly toxic culture surrounding body image that seemed to come at us from all angles. While the thin and sickly “heroin chic" look had fallen out of style by the mid-nineties, slimness was still the ph…

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