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funniest dad tweets of the week- cover pic | Text - No Idea: Daddy Blog @byclintedwards I'm 3 kids and 13 years into parenting and I went to bed last night like an idiot assuming my 6yo would sleep in because she was up late, and now I want to yell at my earlier self "that's not how it works you dumbass! You're in hell, remember?" But I won't because l'm an optimist

Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week (August 8, 2020)

Dad asks God for forgiveness after making mistake in grand theft auto | r/tifu Posted by u/TheBlackBradPitt 3 hours ago TIFU by making my Dad punch stripper GTA and tearfully ask God forgiveness front my entire family. M encouraged post this here comment made elsewhere, even though didn't happen today, or even this decade, so mods please remove if goes against rules s very funny story though young, my brothers and snuck copy San Andreas into house spent days holed up our basement taking turns

Religious Dad Asks for Forgiveness After Punching Virtual Stripper

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A Twitter thread about a dad's disastrous crickets delivery experience | Christopher Ingraham O @_cingraham So shipment crickets lizard arrived via FedEx today my first time ordering bulk crickets off internet, and naively assumed they would be like bag or some other contraption facilitate easy transfer another container. They were not.

Twitter Thread: Dad's Crickets Delivery Erupts Into Disaster

dad's drawings of puns on daughter's lunch bag | HAVE DECIDED ON GNOME YET? funny pun pregnant | OH NO GOING BE PLATE! OH FORK!

Dad Draws Jokes And Puns On Daughters’ Lunch Bags For Eight Years

Dad asks God for forgiveness after making mistake in grand theft auto | r/tifu Posted by u/TheBlackBradPitt 3 hours ago TIFU by making my Dad punch stripper GTA and tearfully ask God forgiveness front my entire family. M encouraged post this here comment made elsewhere, even though didn't happen today, or even this decade, so mods please remove if goes against rules s very funny story though young, my brothers and snuck copy San Andreas into house spent days holed up our basement taking turns

Religious Dad Asks for Forgiveness After Punching Virtual Stripper

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Funny memes about dads and dad jokes | pablo escobar standing around waiting Dads their kids say Feel hungry rather than am hungry. tweet by joshmosh @diss guy My dad told my sisters new boyfriend stand at end picture so he can crop him out she dumped him still cracking up.

22 Dad-Joke Memes For The Connoisseurs Of The Terrible Pun

Funny dad memes and jokes | Dads showing other dads ribs they grilled over weekend Brad Pitt and Leonardo Dicaprio

Dad Memes for the Hardworking Dads Out There

funny and corny puns and dad jokes and bad jokes | Every morning get out bed and run around block 5 times. Then slide block back under bed and go back sleep.

Corny Jokes Of Dad-Worthy Proportions

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pictures of dad who went viral for matching his ties to his face masks every day

Dad Goes Viral For Matching Face Masks With Ties Each Day

Funny Twitter meme that reads, "My dad had other ideas..." above photos of a proposal and the woman's dad standing in the background with a sign that reads, "Say no"

Such A Dad Move

Funny meme that about a dad purposefully breaking his kid's toy so that it doesn't make annoying noises anymore Sarcastically Surprised Kirk | Kid: [sobbing] Something happened to my toy, Daddy! It's not making sounds any more! You:

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Dad doesn't mention source of underwear, lets daughter start a huge fight | r/AmItheAsshole Posted by u/Ridivoe 1 day ago 4 &3 D 5e S 2 2 AITA not saying anything about underwear? Asshole My 20 year old daughter and her fiancé are currently staying with us love my daughter but she is very difficult and can't stand her fianc gave them deadline move out because can't take this anymore.

Dad Doesn't Explain Underwear, Sabotages Daughter's Relationship

pictures of dad and daughter doing a mermaid photoshoot for her eights birthday

Dad Celebrates Daughter's Eighth Birthday With A Mermaid Photoshoot

pictures of tearjerker moments between brides and their dads on wedding day | man entering a room with a shocked expression at the sight of a bride | bride and father hugging loveingly

Tearjerker Moments Between Brides And Their Dads

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Funny meme about convincing dad to get a playstation 2 because it can be used as a DVD player | Me explaining'how the whole family would benefit from having a PlayStation 2 because My dad of the built in DVD player

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funny tweets from father of four daughters - cover photo conversation between father and four year old | James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn did just catch doing? 6-year-old: Jumping on bed Why is bad? 6: Because were looking. 9:03 PM Jun 18, 2020 Twitter Android

Father Of Four Daughters Tweets Their Funny Conversations

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Man invites friend to sleep on Airbnb floor for free, gets offended when he refuses to pay $70 afterwards: 'I shouldn't owe him a cent'

Man invites friend to sleep on Airbnb floor for free, gets offended when he refuses to pay $70 afterwards: 'I shouldn't owe him a cent'

37-year-old asks friend to keep her cat while she moves, promises to fund the foster process, but disappears for four years: 'It hasn't been her cat in years, she abandoned it.'

37-year-old asks friend to keep her cat while she moves, promises to fund the foster process, but disappears for four years: 'It hasn't been her cat in years, she abandoned it.'

Employee on vacation finds out they're getting fired after boss schedules the wrong meeting: ‘It doesn't take a detective or scientist to figure out’

Employee on vacation finds out they're getting fired after boss schedules the wrong meeting: ‘It doesn't take a detective or scientist to figure out’

Boss asks employee why she didn't respond to the message he sent at 10 PM on a Tuesday: 'When did we all agree that being available 24/7 was normal?'

Boss asks employee why she didn't respond to the message he sent at 10 PM on a Tuesday: 'When did we all agree that being available 24/7 was normal?'

'[He said] that me kissing my cat is disgusting': 25-year-old boyfriend says his girlfriend is "unhygienic" because she lets her cat sleep in bed with her, she stands up for herself and her feline and dumps him

'[He said] that me kissing my cat is disgusting': 25-year-old boyfriend says his girlfriend is "unhygienic" because she lets her cat sleep in bed with her, she stands up for herself and her feline and dumps him

19-year-old aunt spends $3500 on her niece's 15th birthday and $100 on her nephew's 10th birthday, family criticizes her for not 'loving' her niece and nephew equally: 'My nephew loved his gifts for his birthday.'

19-year-old aunt spends $3500 on her niece's 15th birthday and $100 on her nephew's 10th birthday, family criticizes her for not 'loving' her niece and nephew equally: 'My nephew loved his gifts for his birthday.'

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