funny tweets

When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

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funny twitter, twitter, funny, funny tweets, neighbors, gossip, complaints, fail, trolling | wild tofurky @eeyikes s/o to the lady on my NextDoor who posted an appeal for volunteers to come serve as wait staff at her family's Thanksgiving dinner | I would love to have a Trump and Cruz sign in my yard. where do we get them???? Ryan—za Round Rock West • 38m ago Jim Crowe's campaign office has some. Tina Round Rock West 38m ago Where is that?? Rock West • 37m ago 1950 Segregation St. Round Rock Wes

Funny and Petty Things Neighbors Posted On 'Nextdoor'

Funny tweet about getting life together, I need to get my life together but I’m kind of waiting to see if the world is going to end before I put any real effort in.

Wise Words

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Funny memes and tweets Space Karen and about elon musk's cringey tweet about covid testing | Emma Bell PhD @emmabe1142 Rapid antigen tests trade sensitivity for speed. They return a result in minutes, but can only detect COVID-19 when you're absolutely riddled with it. What's bogus is that Space Karen didn't read up on the test before complaining to his millions of followers. Elon Musk @elonmusk Something extremely bogus is going on. Was tested for covid four times today. Two tests came back

Elon Musk Earns 'Space Karen' Title After Complaining About Covid-19 Tests

new dog ratings from rate my dog for their 5 year anniversary - thumbnail of dog who ate a bee and is at the vet "This is Sonja. In her defense, nobody explicitly told her bees aren’t snacks. 13/10 would boop but gently"

Celebrating 'We Rate Dogs' 5th Birthday On Twitter With New Dog Ratings

funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - Lauren Flans @LaurenFlans the orphan i adopted sucks at chess fml 8:07 AM Nov 13, 2020 · Twitter for Android 20.7K Retweets 2.1K Quote Tweets 293.5K Likes >

Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (November 15, 2020)

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funny tweet Kyle @KylePlantEmoji Ill can't, too busy": - no one believes you - tired - allows for future invitations Ill can't. Not since the accident" - mysterious - fresh - prevents future invitations

Brilliant

funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Lady Lawya @Parkerlawyer Husband, "I'm going to the store, do you need anything?" Me, "A bottle of champagne." Husband, "Oh, I got you one yesterday." Me, "I said what I said." 11:56 PM Nov 5, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 139 Retweets 8 Quote Tweets 1.5K Likes <.

Funniest Relationship Tweets of The Week (November 13, 2020)

this week's best cat tweets thumbnail includes a picture of one tweet 'Text - sarah @heavenbrat im a simple girl, i see a cat and have to pspsps it 3:42 PM · Nov 10, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 8.8K Retweets 203 Quote Tweets 27.3K Likes'

The Week's Most Supurrb Cat Tweets (November 13th)

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Funny tweet about asking people if they're mad at you when they're not mad at you until they're actually mad at you @SarahSquirm

But Seriously, Are You Mad At Me?

animal memes and tweets for midweek lawl - thumbnail of pigeon "and the winner of this year's award for "worst nest ever" goes to.." and three cats " I like to call this one "where's our breakfast?""

Thirty Animal Memes And Tweets For The Soul

funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail Text - Rachel @femaleredhead "are you ok?" no, the sun is setting before 5pm 12:07 AM Nov 3, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 18.5K Retweets 479 Quote Tweets 57.8K Likes >

Funniest Tweets Written By Women Last Week (November 9, 2020)

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Funny tweet about just getting it through another month, and then we'll have to get through another month

Let's Do This

funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - Village Person @SvnSxty when l'm having a bad day as a parent, I just remind myself that plenty of animals won't hesitate to eat their kids, so really I'm in gold star territory 2:32 AM Nov 2, 2020 · Twitter for Android 244 Retweets 13 Quote Tweets 1.1K Likes >

Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (November 8, 2020)

sunflower @spinubzilla I miss how Nickelodeon and Cartoon Network only aired commercials aimed at kids. I wish there was an option for that on Hulu and Youtube like please no more insurance or antidepressants please only show me the latest in super soaker technology

The Good Old Days

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viral twitter thread about dogs'  reactions when getting dewormer thumbnail includes two pictures including a dog lying its head in a human's hand looking all dramatic 'Nose - Blair Braverman @BlairBraverman 000 Replying to @BlairBraverman Hari is dramatic. Translate Tweet 11:00 PM - Nov 4, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 25 Retweets 6 Quote Tweets 2.3K Likes' and another of the same dog and its owner looking happy 'Mammal - Blair Braverman @BlairBraverman 000 Replying to @BlairBraverman But I think '

Wholesome Twitter Thread Of Dogs Making Funny Faces When Getting Dewormer Goes Viral

funny tweets, funny twitter, twitter, social media, memes, clever tweets, relatable, dumb jokes | tatum @50FirstTates if trump wins flying mexico. if biden wins flying mexico. this isn't political tweet am literal bird must migrate cold winter months

Latest Zingers From The Funny Side Of Twitter