funny tweets

When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

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new dog ratings from rate my dog for their 5 year anniversary - thumbnail of dog who ate a bee and is at the vet "This is Sonja. In her defense, nobody explicitly told her bees aren’t snacks. 13/10 would boop but gently"

Celebrating 'We Rate Dogs' 5th Birthday On Twitter With New Dog Ratings

Funny tweet about getting life together, I need to get my life together but I’m kind of waiting to see if the world is going to end before I put any real effort in.

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Funny memes and tweets Space Karen and about elon musk's cringey tweet about covid testing | Emma Bell PhD @emmabe1142 Rapid antigen tests trade sensitivity for speed. They return a result in minutes, but can only detect COVID-19 when you're absolutely riddled with it. What's bogus is that Space Karen didn't read up on the test before complaining to his millions of followers. Elon Musk @elonmusk Something extremely bogus is going on. Was tested for covid four times today. Two tests came back

Elon Musk Earns 'Space Karen' Title After Complaining About Covid-19 Tests

new dog ratings from rate my dog for their 5 year anniversary - thumbnail of dog who ate a bee and is at the vet "This is Sonja. In her defense, nobody explicitly told her bees aren’t snacks. 13/10 would boop but gently"

Celebrating 'We Rate Dogs' 5th Birthday On Twitter With New Dog Ratings

funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - Lauren Flans @LaurenFlans the orphan i adopted sucks at chess fml 8:07 AM Nov 13, 2020 · Twitter for Android 20.7K Retweets 2.1K Quote Tweets 293.5K Likes >

Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (November 15, 2020)

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funny and relatable parenting tweets | Mommy Needs Life @mom_needsalife Trying get excited summer quarantine parent is like trying get excited weekend parent. 10:00 AM 6/15/20 Twitter iPhone

Twenty-Three Relatable Tweets For Exhausted Parents

funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Lady Lawya @Parkerlawyer Husband, "I'm going to the store, do you need anything?" Me, "A bottle of champagne." Husband, "Oh, I got you one yesterday." Me, "I said what I said." 11:56 PM Nov 5, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 139 Retweets 8 Quote Tweets 1.5K Likes <.

Funniest Relationship Tweets of The Week (November 13, 2020)

this week's best cat tweets thumbnail includes a picture of one tweet 'Text - sarah @heavenbrat im a simple girl, i see a cat and have to pspsps it 3:42 PM · Nov 10, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 8.8K Retweets 203 Quote Tweets 27.3K Likes'

The Week's Most Supurrb Cat Tweets (November 13th)

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funny tweet Kyle @KylePlantEmoji Ill can't, too busy": - no one believes you - tired - allows for future invitations Ill can't. Not since the accident" - mysterious - fresh - prevents future invitations

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animal memes and tweets for midweek lawl - thumbnail of pigeon "and the winner of this year's award for "worst nest ever" goes to.." and three cats " I like to call this one "where's our breakfast?""

Thirty Animal Memes And Tweets For The Soul

Funny dystopian tweets and posts about the strange times we live in | Charles @ChuckAkpan Replying nytimes School boards don't have power enforce mask policy on students. Also school boards: No dreadlocks. No haircuts with designs. No "distracting" hair colors. No visible shoulders. No bra straps showing. No knees showing. No open-toed shoes. No "political" shirts. | homeless man held up and robbed bank 1 then sat down and waited police come and arrest him so he could receive healthcare prison.

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Funny tweet about asking people if they're mad at you when they're not mad at you until they're actually mad at you @SarahSquirm

But Seriously, Are You Mad At Me?

funny twitter thread about clueless sexist and funny bath tray advertisements and marketing photos | Sharon Su has yet another single ou doodlyroses CÉCILE CHAMINADE Concet de Ne 2 HARON S people who manufacture bathtub trays seem have no idea women actually do bath and find strangely comforting | Sharon Su has yet another single ou doodlyroses CÉCILE CHAMINADE Conn 2 Aute "HARON S EXCESS this photo! White AND red wine! Green AND purple grapes! Eight kinds cheese! And piece de resistance not one

Twitter Thread Mocks Clueless Bath Tray Marketing Photos

funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail Text - Rachel @femaleredhead "are you ok?" no, the sun is setting before 5pm 12:07 AM Nov 3, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 18.5K Retweets 479 Quote Tweets 57.8K Likes >

Funniest Tweets Written By Women Last Week (November 9, 2020)

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best and most popular animal tweets of the week thumbnail includes one tweet 'Text - Laura Bassett @LEBassett My dog found a croissant on the ground one time, months ago, and he still drags me to that same spot every single day to check if there's a new one. I may start occasionally hiding them there before our walks just to make his day 8:43 PM · Oct 27, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 727 Retweets 197 Quote Tweets 18.5K Likes'

Weekly Treat: Animal Tweets (November 2nd, 2020)

Funny tweet about just getting it through another month, and then we'll have to get through another month

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