funny tweets

When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

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funny tweets from people who don't want kids | thumbnail Text - Chef Neecie @WineWeedWife We spent $12,775 on daycare last year, for anyone currently using the pull out method. 2:15 AM · Apr 18, 2018 · Twitter for iPhone 32.1K Retweets 3.9K Quote Tweets 123.2K Likes >

Funny Tweets From People Who Don't Want Kids

funniest tweets from 2020 about the royals | thumbnail Text - Pigeon Fancier @isabelzawtun Imagine walking into work on Monday, your boss is like "you need to train the new guy" & you look over & it's Prince Harry You need to be so patient w him bc he has no employable skills; he doesn't even know excel 6:45 PM Jan 10, 2020 · Twitter Web App 724 Retweets 21 Quote Tweets 7.2K Likes

Funniest Tweets About The Royals From 2020

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funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail Text - bibo @biboofficial let a man talk about himself uninterrupted for 10 minutes and he'll be like "wow i really like you" 3:43 AM Dec 26, 2020 Twitter for iPhone 62.1K Retweets 10.6K Quote Tweets 728.1K Likes >

Week's Best 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets (December 30, 2020)

funny random memes | My cat any time use bathroom wanna be room where happens | Casual Thursday @CasualThursday Ten years now put on jacket and find mask pocket Oh man weird year chuckle yourself. Then pick up machete and continue across wasteland, keeping shadows avoid roving gangs cannibal raiders.

A Mixed Bag Of Memes For Bored Scrolling

twitter thread, twitter, funny tweets, funny twitter, nostalgic, olive garden, sizzler, pizza hut, fast food, restaurants, kids, food, funny, back in the day | John Crist @johnbcrist What restaurant did you think was nice as a kid but when you became an adult realized it wasn't that nice?... | O @robertcaruso • 23h Robert Caruso Replying to @johnbcrist Old-school Pizza Hut, where you sat inside Of a Hut and were served Pizza or fetched it from a hot bar, was good. It was a pure and good place.

Twitter Thread: People Recall Chain Restaurants They Thought Were Super Fancy As Kids

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funny tweets, twitter memes, christmas gifts, christmas | Ileana @heyileana This years Christmas gift from my brother empty box with a printed Spongebob Imagination meme at the bottom

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people share their bizarre childhood beliefs | thumbnail Text - Moose Friend @sarahthemoose Replying to @Kristen Arnett My dad told me the appendix was an organ our cavemen ancestors needed to hold rocks to grind up their food I was TWENTY TWO about to go in for emergency surgery, crying "I've never even eaten any rocks" when the ER docs had a good laugh at me 5:08 PM · Dec 20, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone >

People Reveal Weird Childhood Beliefs

Funny dad jokes, corny memes, fatherhood, puns, lol | Jim Halpert from The Office looking through window blinds Dads waiting January 1st 0:01 so they can say haven't seen since last year. | Dad @thedad DAD Dad law requires dads say one following ready leave Let's rock n roll -Let's skeedadle -Saddle up, partners -Let's get heck outta dodge -Time hit road -Let's blow this popsicle stand -Let's hightail outta here -Let's get this show on road

Corny Memes and Tweets to Satisfy Everyone's Inner Dad

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Funny twitter meme, why are you dressed like that, lol, tweets | photo of a normative family dinner table | creepy grey girl with hair in her face and Tim Curry in The Rocky Horror Picture Show

Family Dinner Gets Meme'd With 'Why Are You Dressed Like That?' Tweets

this week's collection of animal tweets thumbnail includes two pictures of a dog holding a ball with teeth on it in its mouth 'Vertebrate - Hilbo Flowerpot Baggins @hilary_1072 So my sister bought her dog a new ball for Christmas 1:41 PM Dec 25, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 181.1K Retweets 8.5K Quote Tweets 1.3M Likes'

Weekly Treat: Animal Tweets (December 28st, 2020)

twitter account which reveals which a cat is featured in a film or not - thumbnail of tweet "little women: yes" | Oh, dear countess, pray for me

Impurrtant Twitter Account Lets Users Know Whether A Cat Is Featured In A Movie Or Not

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funny and relatable tweets about being tired of cooking in 2020 | brandon jinx big jinx @brandonjinx Man tired cooking bout just drink this bottle salad dressing and get bed 4:43 AM May 12, 2020 Twitter iPhone 51 Retweets 11 Quote Tweets 359 Likes

Relatable Tweets About Cooking Burnout In 2020

Funny twitter thread from Canadian Mohammad Hussein celebrating Christmas for the first time, lol, funny tweets, Justin Trudeau reply | Hussain Growing up, my Muslim family never celebrated Christmas. This year I arm not going home, because pandemic so my rwnmates are teaching me how to have my first proper Christmas. I am approaching this with anthropological precision. Here are a few observations. Observation I: Christmas is a part time job that you have from mid- November to the end of

Thread: 'Christmas Virgin' Shares Funny Outsider Observations About The Holiday

best cat and dog tweets of the week - thumbnail of tweet of cats that look like eggs "mm fluffy eggs"

Raining Cats And Dogs (Tweets)

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Funny twitter meme about leaving my body, lol, anxiety, adhd, depression, funny, dank memes, self-deprecating, monopoly | CrustaceanAlien @KingCrustacean The ADHD leaving my body when my mom tells me to "Get a planner" | angelina @angnickelodeon the communism leaving my body when i play monopoly

Twitter Gets Sassy & Sarcastic With 'Leaving My Body' Meme

adorable and hilarious animal pics and memes - thumbnail includes two animal tweets - one of a hedgehog with a seatbelt on "strapping in for 2021" and one of an old man holding a dog "my father turned 90 and wanted to do a photoshoot to be posted on social media even thought he isn't on it"

Mid-Week Animal Memes And Tweets For The Soul