funny tweets

When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

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funny and cute tweets about allowing your pets on the furniture thumbnail includes a picture of a dog sitting on a desk and two tweets 'Rectangle - NeuroCandies @NeuroCandies Are your pets allowed on the furniture? 6:15 AM - Jan 31, 2021 - Twitter for iPhone 869 Retweets 2,786 Quote Tweets 25.2K Likes' 'Dog - Wendy Darling CC @Meidas_Wendy ... Replying to @NeuroCandies Absolutely not! 6:51 PM Jan 31, 2021 · Twitter for Android'

Funny Tweets About (Dis)Allowing Pets On Furniture

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Funny memes and tweets about being from the midwest | Normal People think burgers are best meal No0o, pizza is way better Wisconsinites Cheese YES | Taylor Ballek @tballek_ Midwest folk be like No yeah Yes %3D Yeah no No Yeah no sure Definitely

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funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail Font - Average Dad @Average_Dad1 ... Just saw my toddler holding a pillow over the face of her teddy bear while whispering "night night". I'm worried for my safety. 8:19 PM Jan 30, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 103 Retweets 6 Quote Tweets 600 Likes

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Funny Twitter memes, Me after investing, GameStop AMC Dogecoin, lol, stock market, reddit, r/wallstreetbets | melon baby @TaylorGearhart Me after making 5 dollars from investing in amc This is how I win | Nelson @_Baby_Drake_ Me after a long hard day of investing $22.50. .#investor #wallstreet fast food cook

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Twitter roasts Jonathan Kay of Quillette for using Arm & Hammer dog shampoo | so it turns out I've been using dog shampoo on my hair for the last few months. (I only discovered it when I ran out and needed to get more.) this is partly my own fault but it doesnt help that @ArmandHammer has the word "pets" in like 4-pt typeface. I'm guessing this is common

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this week's collection of animal tweets thumbnail includes two pictures of a dog surrounded by a rainbow 'Dog - Bri ... @brihindthescene she's an angel 1:07 AM - Jan 31, 2021 Twitter for iPhone 96.1K Retweets 1.9K Quote Tweets 840.5K Likes'

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funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | text - Sarcastic Mommy ... @sarcasticmommy4 How's virtual school going for you? I'll start. My son was late to his PE class because he was making nachos. 11:52 PM Jan 27, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 96 Retweets 14 Quote Tweets 1.1K Likes

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tweets about pets warming up next to SAD lamps thumbnail includes a picture of a cat playing with a SAD lamp and a tweet 'Font - Caissie ... @Caissie I got my son a SAD lamp because he lives in New England & his apartment doesn't get a lot of natural light & he told me his cat taught herself how to turn it on & she has been using it a lot. 3:21 AM - Jan 29, 2021 - Twitter for iPhone 2.7K Retweets 189 Quote Tweets 49.4K Likes'

Funny But Sweet Pets Warming Up Next To SAD Lamps (Tweets)

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funny memes, animal memes, funny tweets | why did I find my cat hanging out with a snake? neither harmed- just basking together

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funny tweets, twitter memes, twitter | Thomas @len0killer Not wearing glasses anymore. I've seen enough

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funny tweets about the realities of fitness for parents | thumbnail text - Arianna Bradford ... @thearibradford I pulled a muscle and got floaters in my eyes from trying to show my kids how to do a cartwheel so I won't be selling my at-home fitness program after all. 5:00 AM - Apr 26, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 72 Retweets 407 Likes

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collection of positive dog tweets thumbnail includes a picture of a dog next to a man in a wheelchair and a tweet 'Dog - AJ+ Ej @ajplus ... A dog in Turkey spent days waiting outside a hospital after her sick owner was admitted. The dog had followed the ambulance that transported her owner in Trabzon and refused to leave. Family members took her home, but she would return. The owner was later reunited with his pet. 6:59 PM - Jan 24, 2021 - TweetDeck 459 Retweets 62 Quote Tweets 2.8K Likes'

Pawsitive And Wholesome Doggo Tweets

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this week's collection of cat tweets thumbnail includes a picture of a really big and fluffy cat 'Cat - Maggie Serota @maggieserota ... This cat looks like he's watching his best friend testify against him in a RICO trial. 4:31 AM Jan 23, 2021 from Brooklyn, NY · Twitter for iPhone 5.4K Retweets 429 Quote Tweets 56.7K Likes'

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funniest tweets about marriage we saw last week | thumbnail Font - Jawbreaker ... @sixfootcandy My husband just shushed me. He will be missed. 7:51 PM Jan 21, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 575 Retweets 36 Quote Tweets 4.9K Likes

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Funny tweets about universal and no-fail red flags, dating, twitter | Lauren Chanel @MichelleHux what's a simple red flag that has never failed you? something small like a person quoting Littering. The most violent, harmful people I've known all share it as a trait. People who hate animals - but cats in particular. Not merely people who don't care for cats, but people who hate and would happily harm one. 100% of the time they have serious (usually unexamined) issues with

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