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When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

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funny memes, memes, funny tweets, twitter memes | James Hoover What y'all mad about today? @LuckYLEFTY The fact we gotta pay for trash bags just to throw them same bags in the trash.

Damn, True

funny, twitter memes, funny tweets, relatable memes | Shart Factory @Shart_Factory After you get married there's really just one question you have to answer every night for the rest of your life and that's this: Did you lock the door?

Life's Important Questions

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twitter, disney, twitter thread, movies, memes, buzz lightyear, pixar, trending, funny tweets, chris evans, funny twitter | Chris Evans @ChrisEvans And just to be clear, this isn't Buzz Lightyear the toy. This is the origin story of the human Buzz Lightyear that the toy is based on | Ben Dukes @BenDukes Replying to @ChrisEvans 000 So.. this is NOT the real fake Buzz Lightyear, but the fake real Buzz Lightyear that the fake Buzz Lightyear was based on. Got it.

Chris Evans To Voice 'The Human Buzz Lightyear' And Twitter Has Questions

Tweets from women who are frustrated with their husbands | thumbnail Text - Felicia @LostFelicia The husband has a man cold so I asked if he wanted me to plant a memory garden. 6:39 PM Dec 1, 2020 - Twitter Web App 113 Retweets 8 Quote Tweets 406 Likes

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Funny meme about dad who reviewed meal at daughter's play kitchen | He visited his daughter's kitchen and left an honest review inspiremore been waiting on my order to get done for 45 minutes. and I'm the only customer here. She was making good progress at first, then she stopped for 20 minutes to go watch Paw Patrol,- wrote Chris. "Overall the customer service could be better. but the cook is a cutie. so Ill give her another chance

Ok This Is Cute

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viral tweets of people sharing stories of finding their cats in random weird places thumbnail includes one tweet 'Text - Dr Kelly @KellyQuilt Took in a parcel for my neighbour across the road earlier. I just went to his house to tell him, he opened the door and there was one of my cats, sitting on his chair all comfy. 8:41 PM · Dec 4, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 4.6K Retweets 1K Quote Tweets 150.5K Likes'

Twitter Users Share Funny Stories Of Finding Their Cats In Weird Places

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this week's collection of cat tweets thumbnail includes one tweet 'Text - wadley @marrowing Found out last night our cat goes to the kebab shop down the road every day and they give him lamb mince. There's a picture of him on the wall 2:56 AM · Dec 4, 2020 · Twitter Web App 811 Retweets 132 Quote Tweets 19.4K Likes'

25 Pawfect Cat Tweets For Cat Lovers

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funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Richard Dean @dad_on_my_feet Our daughter asked me what "cremation" means so I told her and she responded that it "sounds delicious" so apparently I'm raising a sweet golden-haired Hannibal Lecter 4:46 PM Dec 1, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 62 Retweets 5 Quote Tweets 731 Likes

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Funny twitter meme about roasting people who don't care about spotify wrapped, boring social media cliches, lol | Lumberzack @ltsLumberzack dudes will be like "nobody cares about your spotify wrapped" and then post a map of their running route

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funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail Text - BLACK larri LIVES MATTER @larrayxo we're at the dinner table going around saying what we're thankful for and my grandma literally just said "im thankful for this bad kitty cat between my legs because without it y'all wouldn't be here" WHATTT TTTTT 3:28 AM - Nov 27, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 2.2K Retweets 489 Quote Tweets 72.8K Likes

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kids describe their parents jobs in funny twitter thread | thumbnail Text - Household Government @LadyBugAssassin My friend's daughter was asked by her teacher what does her mother do for a living. Miss thing said move papers around and talk on the phone. My friend is a judge. 9 11:03 PM Oct 19, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 14.8K Retweets 678 Quote Tweets 130.5K Likes >

Kids Describing Their Parent's Jobs: Funny Twitter Thread

top tweets from thoughts of dogs this year 2020 - thumbnail of thoughts of dog tweet "the human has been working from home the last couple days. and every so often. they let me participate in the video calls. all the other humans cheer when they see me. i am the only thing holding their company together"

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funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - Rhyming Mama @sarabellab123 I'm writing a book. It's called, "I Wasn't Gonna Drink Tonight But." My children are my inspiration. 7:16 AM Dec 5, 2020 - Twitter for iPhone 120 Retweets 10 Quote Tweets 1.1K Likes >

Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (December 6, 2020)

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Funny memes and tweets from the Jake Paul and Nate Robinson knockout boxing match, mike tyson, twitter memes, lol | Merry Mayvadius @shenotaverage all Black Twitter looking at Nate Robinson angry Homer Simpson in traditional head wear | toys Toy Story they hear Andy coming his room

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