funny tweets

When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

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funniest relationship tweets of the week - cover pic tweet about husband acting like a grown man and a child | Jawbreaker @sixfootcandy My husband: l'm grown man. Please stop treating like child. Also my husband: Can find my jacket hungry need nap.

Funniest Relationship Tweets From This Week (August 21, 2020)

funny tweets, relatable tweets, twitter memes, jokes, comedy, self-deprecating, married life, marriage tweets | SMadimoiselle @drivingmemadi my boyfriend and go Taco Bell do want ask him baja blast? no. he gets down on one knee want something will baja last. will marry they ring taco bell live happily ever after mas. | Pessimus Prime @BigJDubz Picasso dn but joke got about 's messed Translate Tweet 8:05 AM 2020-08-14 Twitter Android 197 Retweets and comments 737 Likes

Excellent Tweets For Quality Procrastination

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Funny tweet that reads, "This generation is a bit TOO comfortable with going to hell"

Well, Life Is Meaningless Anyway

funniest tweets written by women - cover pic tweet "putting some chlorine in my margarita so it tastes like I'm drinking it in a pool"

Funniest Tweets Written By Women Last Week (August 17, 2020)

Funny Twitter meme about a plumber coming to work at Hogwarts and Salazar Slytherin wanting the pipes to be big enough for a giant snake to fit in

Nothing To See Here

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Funny memes that are relatable | find out my family ate something good wasn't around Homer Simpson snobby | shower trying remember if used shampoo Neo Matrix

Fifteen Highly Relatable Memes For Misunderstood People

funny tweets about not having money - cover pic tweet about wanting to have a house by age 25 | Jonwayne O @jonwayne Age 20 5 years going own benz and have my house paid off. Age 25 know Patricia? Make TWO mexican pizzas. 10:39 AM 15 Feb 2016

Funny Tweets About (Not Having Any) Money

Funny tweet about standing 6 ft apart, what you dont want to change after covid | Fred O @fredonair What's the one thing you DON'T want to change post-COVID? @QuecianaWaIton Standing 6 feet away from me

Truth

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Danielle Grubisic @ltsssdanielle My little sister made a "wall of sorrow" to make my dad feel bad so she could get a cat.. well it worked mare

Evil... or brilliant?

Funny tweet that reads, "Remember in 2004 when you were like 'I'm gonna go on the computer'"

And Now It's, 'Huh, Maybe I Should Get Off The Computer'

Funny tweets about a 'Long Furby' that a guy's wife made for a friend's birthday | I love my wife very much, but over the past few weeks she has been making a long Furby for a friend's birthday and it has made living here very uncomfortable | MOMENT UNDERSTOOD WEAKNESS MY FLESH THEWNE DISGUSTED

Creepy 'Long Furby' Is Terrifying Twitter Users Everywhere

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Funny medieval meme, tweet about people getting stabbed and not caring | ruby @roobeekeane my new favourite genre is people in medieval manuscripts who've been stabbed but simply do not care

This Is Fine

funny tweet about advertising in march 2020 vs advertising in august 2020 | Ben Rosen @ben_rosen MARCH COMMERCIAL: during these uncertain times, we're thinking of you and your family AUGUST COMMERCIAL: look you might as well catch it at burger king

How Quickly Things Change

funny meme about batman and space jam | Kibblesmlth @kibblesmith Hear me out. If Batman is canonically about 32 then he was born in 1986. And if his parents were killed leaving a movie theater when he was ten years old, then there is a very real possibility that they were seeing Space Jam.

That Would Be Amazing

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funniest relationship tweets of the week - cover pic tweet about marriage is finding that one person whose breathing doesn't make you want to murder them

Funniest Relationship Tweets From This Week (August 7, 2020)

Funny Twitter meme about being on a date with a houseplant | An English Human @English_Channel [on a date with a houseplant] Me: everything ok? you hardly touched your dinner. Houseplant: Yes, I'm just eating light

Ba-dum-tss

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Employee leaves company after 12 years, manager tells him the company would've created any job he wanted if he had asked for it: 'Why tell me now, as I'm leaving, that my dream job was supposedly in the works?'

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Mom sends unwanted son to work on foreign farm, resulting in him making a fortune through hard work, he refuses to share the profit with the family: ‘Make your own money’

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HOA fines condo owner $500/month over noise complaints and expects them to redo their flooring, despite not having owned the condo when the original floors were installed: ‘Retaliation mixed with incompetence’

HOA fines condo owner $500/month over noise complaints and expects them to redo their flooring, despite not having owned the condo when the original floors were installed: ‘Retaliation mixed with incompetence’

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