funny tweets

When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

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Funny tweet that reads, "I forget how old I am, until my coworkers say things like 'can you read this for me? I don't know cursive'"

Damn I'm Old

tweets about the Metro UK challenging themselves to spend Jeff Bezos' net worth | Amazon founder Jeff Bezos records yesterday as saw the largest ever growth in wealth in day. mogul a whopping $13 billion dollars in 24 hours. bringing his net worth to S 189.3 bdlbn. THREAD) | We still have a lot to spend. So how can dent this obscene sum? Jeff needs a fighter jet, because what billionaire CEO doesn't need a small army at his disposal. Ten F-22 Raptors. That should do it. $1.4 billion.

Metro UK Try (And Fail) To Spend Net Worth Of Jeff Bezos, Founder Of Amazon - Twitter Thread

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Funny random memes

Medium-Quality Memes For People With Low Standards

funny animal tweets memes animals cute aww lol wholesome | Is using hand sanitizer wound didn't know existed: Bonjour bear peeking out from a hole in the snow | Dick King-Smith HQ @DickKingSmith -My-dog-ate forgot-itt–X My duckling fell asleep on my calculator! V DX DI C Bry 2y) S x) 12 Clipse 212

Micro-Dose Of Important Animal Memes (14 Memes & Tweets)

Funny tweets about things that people recently learned | Talaya @talayafromspace today years old found out nanny's name Parent Trap is not Jessie. Chessy Fictional character OVERVIEW PLAYED BY MOVIE VIDEOS PEOPI | today years old found out broccoli is made. cauliflower painted green

Amusing Facts People Learned When They Were 'Today Years Old'

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Funny memes that are relatable | Being shy and not talking Saying wrong things metronome | Sorry can't come every single piece clothing own looks stupid on 10 egirlezclub Kim Kardashian crying on the phone

Fourteen Highly Relatable Memes That Spoke To Us

Funny Twitter thread containing images of Patrick Stewart dressed up like various teacups | X-Men Professor X in a Cerebro helmet and a teacup made of wire

Pics Of Patrick Stewart As Teacups: A Twitter Thread

Funniest women tweets | crystal J @mendozur Jobs: NOW HIRING applies* Jobs: Not tho 2:02 am 11 Jul 2020 Twitter iPhone 97.1K Retweets and comments 522.1K Likes >

Funniest Tweets Written By Women Last Week (July 20, 2020)

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Funny Twitter meme that reads, "My dad had other ideas..." above photos of a proposal and the woman's dad standing in the background with a sign that reads, "Say no"

Such A Dad Move

Funny tweet that reads, "Forgot to give my little cousin a blanket last night" above a photo of a kid lying in a cardboard box

Whoops

cats funny ugly photos tweets thread twitter lol unflattering pics pets animals lol |Gina Zwicky GinaZwicky only content permitted this thread is very ugly pictures pets 3:32 AM Jul 8, 2020 Twitter iPhone

Very "Ugly" Pictures Of Pets (Twitter Thread)

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husky huskies funny lol dogs animals cute aww tumblr snaps snapchat tweets | funny pun He's little husky chubby chonky dog | One way get scared husky across river. She doggie-paddling whole time.

Gallery Of The Funniest Husky Images Ever (Tweets, Snaps, Tumblr)

Funny memes and tweets about coronavirus and people not wearing masks | No Masks One Mask Two Masks | Arjun Arya, MD, MSc aryadoctoryet PSA: if worried about C02 accumulation masks, our climate crisis is going blow mind

Pandemic-Related Memes And Tweets For People Who Are Sick Of The BS

Funny tweet about Netflix, unsolved mysteries, tony soprano, james gandolfini, rey rivera | Time Immemorial @timeimmemorial_ Netflix: can YOU solve these unsolved mysteries?? eating peanut butter from the jar

Yep

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funny sunday tweets

25 Funny Tweets to Keep Things Light and Upbeat On Your Sunday

djungelskog bear tweets funny stuffed animals IKEA thread twitter cute aww lol | lily @stargazeridiot dont want man just want djungelskog DJUNGELSKOG €25 DJUNGELSKOG €25 Soft toy, brown bear Soft toy, brown bear 31 31) 3:49 AM 6/30/20 Twitter iPhone

People Of Twitter Don't Want A Man, They Want Djungelskog (Tweets)