funny tweets

When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

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Funny and depressing memes about how horrible 2020 has been | person applying clown makeup 2017 was good year 2018 better liked 2019 2020 will be better | the simpsons homer cheering up bart March february january This is worst month 2020 2020 worst month so far

Fourteen Memes About How Comically Horrible 2020 Has Been So Far

Funny tweets from the Lawrence Kansas PD about coronavirus response | LAWRENCE POLICE Lawrence Police @LawrenceKS_PD ART KS Ask yourself "is this enough toilet paper last until August and then do not buy much toilet paper. Also, don't steal toilet paper violates no crime order.

Lawrence Kansas Police Department Tackles Coronavirus With Humor

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relationship tweets | smartass_moms @smartass_moms My husband and had an argument yesterday went bed angry woke up bacon egg cheese thought wow he's really making an effort ate Turns out wasn't 4:01 pm 7 Mar 2020 Twitter Android 67 Retweets 1.2K Likes

Funniest Relationship Tweets We Scrolled Past This Week

Funny memes about makeup | all needed brow pencil and walk out $341.82 later SEPHORA patrick star with thick lips | getting ready kill bitch who been hitting on man but u want ur makeup be on point person using a knife to apply makeup

Fifteen Makeup Memes For Pros And Noobs Alike

parenting tweets coronavirus funny twitter kids | Nick Turner @NewsyNick 9-year-old said she heard cornavirus made up by adults trick kids into washing their hands asked who told her this and she said kid at school Now just pray this kid doesn't know post Twitter thread.

Funny Tweets From Parents Amid Coronavirus Confusion

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online shopping expectations vs reality funny tweets twitter dress savage response | Lauren Thompson @laurensophie01 Guess I’ll be ordering a new dress for Saturday then cheers @OfficialPLT

Savage Responses For Girl's Tweet About Dress Ordered Online

Funny meme about deleting sent from my iphone to make emails seem more professional | dog wearing glasses

Guilty

Funny tweet from Weird Al that reads, "Yeah, no, sorry, not gonna do 'My Corona;'" someone replies below, "That's too bad. It would go viral"

M-m-m My Corona

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funny tweets delete phone number phone book | Fresh Idiot @Joshuadubbbs #DeleteTheirPhoneNumberIf they can't hold a coherent back and forth conversation consisting solely of memes already residing in their camera roll

The Best #DeleteTheirPhoneNumberIf Tweets

horror movies predict tweets twitter fantasy sci fi death movies funny keyboard  facebook users | Find out how you'd die in a horror movie by typing "in a horror movie my character dies when" and use the predictive keyboard text to spell out the rest | Ronny Howard horror movie, my character dies ready and l'll gladly help get right amounts singles night so could get laid. Wow.

Our Users Let Predictive Keyboard Determine Their Horror Movie Death

Funniest animal tweets | chloe frances @contrachloe my cat is perfect am just watching her eat. she is so good at little drink water after. genius is she so naturally gifted will die her.

Animal Tweets That Made Us Laugh This Week (March 9, 2020)

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dog stuffed animal tweets dogs animals cute aww twitter funny lol wholesome dad | tweet by michaella @oohhhkayyy my dogs stuffed animal left outside and my dad made sure so save him | pic of two dogs watching over a teddy bear in a pretend hospital bed

Wholesome Dad Saves Dog's Favorite Stuffed Animal (Tweets)

Funniest women tweets | Ashley Nicole Black @ashleyn1cole Today completed chore have been putting off six months took 15 minutes will learn nothing this.

Celebrating International Women's Day With The Funny Women Of Twitter

Informative Twitter thread about climate change | tweet by Lorrie Goldstein @sunlorrie Next time Social Justice Warrior tells science is settled" on global warming, ask them explain science. Then watch fun

'SJW' Puts Climate-Change Denier In His Place

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horror movies predict tweets twitter fantasy sci fi death movies funny keyboard | SYFY WIRE EWWIRE @SYFYWIRE Find out die horror movie by typing horror movie, my character dies and use predictive keyboard text spell out rest.

People Let Predictive Keyboards Determine Their Deaths In Horror Movies, Hilarity Ensues

Funny tweets, funny tweets about intern james, internship problems, twitter thread, stupid people, schadenfreude, twitter story, cringe, stupid intern | have an intern named James. God blessed James with an incredible amount confidence point arrogance. God did not, however, bless James with any amount common sense or intelligence. These are his stories.

Twitter Thread About A Wildly Dimwitted Intern