funny tweets

When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

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Funniest tweets by women | Kels @kels1643 only 22 and so burnt out LOL am supposed do another 60 YEARS work hate here 5:23 am 26 Feb 2020 Twitter iPhone 77.3K Retweets 291.2K Likes

Funniest Tweets Written By Women Last Week (March 2nd, 2020)

Funniest animal tweets of the week | peytøn @peytnhaag $5 week has been coming out my bank months and only just realized adopted kangaroo named Poppy on New Year's Eve while destroyed 8:47 pm 26 Feb 2020 Twitter iPhone 34.7K Retweets 418.1K Likes

Animal Tweets That Made Us Laugh This Week (March 2nd, 2020)

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Funny Twitter meme about a doctor telling a woman that her biological clock is ticking; she responds with lyrics to "Tik Tok" by Kesha | zfedraws me when i'm 30 with no kids tik tok on the clock but the party don't stop no

Wake Up In The Morning Feelin' Like P. Diddy

Funniest parenting tweets | Simon Holland @simoncholland Stop assuming all toddlers want give high five. 3:07 pm 20 Feb 2020 Twitter iPhone 161 Retweets 1.1K Likes

Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (March 1st, 2020)

Girl Debates What To Do Following Her Boyfriend's Request To Choose Between Him And Her Frogs | my 21f boyfriend 22m wants me to choose between him and my life passion frogs pic of a green frog with round red eyes

Girl Debates What To Do Following Her Boyfriend's Request To Choose Between Him And Her Frogs

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Funny tweet that reads, "Being in a relationship is solving problems together, problems you wouldn't have if you were single"

True Dat

Three Loose Baboons Were Spotted Near a Hospital In Sydney After Escaping From a Scheduled Vasectomy | NSW Police Force @nswpolice This is not Mandrill! Earlier this afternoon troop baboons escaped facility and were going bananas Camperdown. Police and wildlife handlers now have situation under control, so please let them do their job and don't be tempted pry, mates.

Three Loose Baboons Were Spotted Near a Hospital In Sydney After Escaping From a Scheduled Vasectomy

Funny memes about PhD, graduate students | sailor moon anime Last author My job here is done. First author But didn't do anything. HIGH IMPACT PhD MEMES CO | baby yoda and old yoda first year my PhD versus now:

Thirty PhD Memes For The Grad Student Who's Checked The Eff Out

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Funny tweet about when you use a measuring cup for water | love using a measuring cup for only water it's like you're still clean bud you get to skip the wash go right back to the cabinet

Truth

Funny tweet that reads, "Why do I even bother shopping at Walmart anymore" above a photo of a product called "Mayonster" mayonnaise and monster drink

Just No

Elsa, twitter, Neil deGrasse Tyson, frozen, face, funny tweets, scientist, comments | tweet by Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson Not anybody asked, but if Elsa Frozen" has Human-sized Head then she has Horse-sized Eyeballs occupying 4x normal volume within her cranium just sayin 4:08 AM Feb 24, 2020 Twitter iPhone 6.6K Retweets 66.7K Likes

Neil deGrasse Tyson Tweets About Elsa's Facial Dimensions Causing Uproar

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Funny tweet about someone's high school reunion that turns into a dad joke | high school reunion me i'm in the army now friend i thought you were either going to be a referee or an attorney yeah i couldn't decide between boxers and briefs so i went commando

The Ultimate Dad Joke

Funny "Oh to be" tweets about animals | tweet by ava @twentyfivebag oh be capybara an open air bath surrounded by floating oranges with an orange on its head 2:00 am 7 Jan 2020 Twitter iPhone

The "Oh To Be" Meme Has Finally Arrived At The Animal Kingdom (Tweets)

funniest tweets by women | halle @teechalamet if timothée chalamet's name spelled timothy chalamet he wouldn't be nearly as successful can't explain why but 's true 4:17 pm 18 Feb 2020 Twitter iPhone 18.6K Retweets 178.7K Likes

Funniest Tweets Written By Women Last Week (February 17, 2020)

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Funniest parenting tweets | Jessie @mommajessiec being lowered into my grave My kids throw laundry on top my casket

Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (February 23, 2020)

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