funny tweets

When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

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Funniest women tweets | gaychel @lameravioli LESBIAN RINTS spotify is best relationship ever had like hey um didn't really like song and spotify's like my queen am S0 sorry even SUGGESTING dreadful song will never make such disgusting mistake again please forgive and let rub feet

Funniest Relationship Tweets We Scrolled Past This Week

Funny dog tweets | Envy @envydatropic don't tell other people their dog is cute front my dog. 4:14 am 29 Jul 2019 Twitter Android 241 Retweets 471 Likes

Dog Owners Explain Their Unique Connection With Their Pet In Fifteen Relatable Tweets

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Funny random memes | wikihow man photographing a woman but focusing on the cat behind her pay bills and taxes School Mitochondria is powerhouse cell | feel after sharing good meme Cool FEW MINUTES melted chocolate bowl

Amusing Posts That Are Pretty Dang Pointless

Tweet about someone at a therapy session whose parents taught them to not take up any emotional real estate | Sam Reich therapist: so what's troubling you? me: my parents taught me to be so polite that now i have trouble taking up any emotional real estate and how does that make you feel? fine

Don't Worry About Me

Funny meme about how this woman looks like austin powers, hosting super tuesday, politics, fashion | tweet by slizzzymcguire they got austin powers commentating the election SUPER TUESDAY STAKES Valerie Jarrett

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pizza funny tweets cheese twitter | maura quint @behindyourback Well s late going go bed Leftover pizza my fridge: Lol but are

Funny Tweets About Pizza For Your Inner Italian

Funniest tweets by women | Kels @kels1643 only 22 and so burnt out LOL am supposed do another 60 YEARS work hate here 5:23 am 26 Feb 2020 Twitter iPhone 77.3K Retweets 291.2K Likes

Funniest Tweets Written By Women Last Week (March 2nd, 2020)

Funniest animal tweets of the week | peytøn @peytnhaag $5 week has been coming out my bank months and only just realized adopted kangaroo named Poppy on New Year's Eve while destroyed 8:47 pm 26 Feb 2020 Twitter iPhone 34.7K Retweets 418.1K Likes

Animal Tweets That Made Us Laugh This Week (March 2nd, 2020)

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Funny Twitter meme about a doctor telling a woman that her biological clock is ticking; she responds with lyrics to "Tik Tok" by Kesha | zfedraws me when i'm 30 with no kids tik tok on the clock but the party don't stop no

Wake Up In The Morning Feelin' Like P. Diddy

Funniest parenting tweets | Simon Holland @simoncholland Stop assuming all toddlers want give high five. 3:07 pm 20 Feb 2020 Twitter iPhone 161 Retweets 1.1K Likes

Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (March 1st, 2020)

Girl Debates What To Do Following Her Boyfriend's Request To Choose Between Him And Her Frogs | my 21f boyfriend 22m wants me to choose between him and my life passion frogs pic of a green frog with round red eyes

Girl Debates What To Do Following Her Boyfriend's Request To Choose Between Him And Her Frogs

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Funny tweet that reads, "Being in a relationship is solving problems together, problems you wouldn't have if you were single"

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Three Loose Baboons Were Spotted Near a Hospital In Sydney After Escaping From a Scheduled Vasectomy | NSW Police Force @nswpolice This is not Mandrill! Earlier this afternoon troop baboons escaped facility and were going bananas Camperdown. Police and wildlife handlers now have situation under control, so please let them do their job and don't be tempted pry, mates.

Three Loose Baboons Were Spotted Near a Hospital In Sydney After Escaping From a Scheduled Vasectomy

Funny memes about PhD, graduate students | sailor moon anime Last author My job here is done. First author But didn't do anything. HIGH IMPACT PhD MEMES CO | baby yoda and old yoda first year my PhD versus now:

Thirty PhD Memes For The Grad Student Who's Checked The Eff Out

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Funny tweet about when you use a measuring cup for water | love using a measuring cup for only water it's like you're still clean bud you get to skip the wash go right back to the cabinet

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Funny tweet that reads, "Why do I even bother shopping at Walmart anymore" above a photo of a product called "Mayonster" mayonnaise and monster drink

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