funny tweets

When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

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Funny tweet about someone's high school reunion that turns into a dad joke | high school reunion me i'm in the army now friend i thought you were either going to be a referee or an attorney yeah i couldn't decide between boxers and briefs so i went commando

The Ultimate Dad Joke

Elsa, twitter, Neil deGrasse Tyson, frozen, face, funny tweets, scientist, comments | tweet by Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson Not anybody asked, but if Elsa Frozen" has Human-sized Head then she has Horse-sized Eyeballs occupying 4x normal volume within her cranium just sayin 4:08 AM Feb 24, 2020 Twitter iPhone 6.6K Retweets 66.7K Likes

Neil deGrasse Tyson Tweets About Elsa's Facial Dimensions Causing Uproar

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Girl Debates What To Do Following Her Boyfriend's Request To Choose Between Him And Her Frogs | my 21f boyfriend 22m wants me to choose between him and my life passion frogs pic of a green frog with round red eyes

Girl Debates What To Do Following Her Boyfriend's Request To Choose Between Him And Her Frogs

Funny "Oh to be" tweets about animals | tweet by ava @twentyfivebag oh be capybara an open air bath surrounded by floating oranges with an orange on its head 2:00 am 7 Jan 2020 Twitter iPhone

The "Oh To Be" Meme Has Finally Arrived At The Animal Kingdom (Tweets)

funniest tweets by women | halle @teechalamet if timothée chalamet's name spelled timothy chalamet he wouldn't be nearly as successful can't explain why but 's true 4:17 pm 18 Feb 2020 Twitter iPhone 18.6K Retweets 178.7K Likes

Funniest Tweets Written By Women Last Week (February 17, 2020)

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Funniest parenting tweets | Jessie @mommajessiec being lowered into my grave My kids throw laundry on top my casket

Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (February 23, 2020)

Funny memes and tweets, twitter, stupid memes, dank memes, truth, reddit memes, funny | earth in space: If human population held hands around equator significant portion them would drown | comic brain speaking to sleeping person: Hey goin sleep? Yes, now shut up Jesus T-posed save humanity

Funny Posts That Are Technically (And Annoyingly) True

Funny memes about cooking and food | recipe: 2 cloves garlic got pic of many garlic cloves | tries cook again fire alarms my house many times do have teach this lesson, old man? sponegbob squarepants fish

Fourteen Delicious Cooking Memes For Amateur Chefs

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Funny tweet from a Conor McGregor fan who got cropped out of a photo with him | tweet by erin safran if you're having a bad day just remember @thenotoriousmma cropped me out of our photo

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tweet by joshua 4 congress Tweet about wanting a better life for others via universal healthcare, free college, and paid maternal leave | i don't have kids & probably never will i support universal childcare & paid maternal leave i'm never going back to college i support free college. i don't make min wage i support increasing it above the cost of living. this is called "wanting a better life for people"

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Depressing tweets, dystopian tweets, capitalism, late-stage capitalism, healthcare, insurance | West Virginia charges prisoners 3 cents minute read e-books free library, despite earning less than $1 an hour West Virginia charges prisoners 3 cents minute read e-books free library | This woman who attacked by bear California and had her face ripped off did reddit AMA and she said worst part about experience dealing with her health insurance provider after fact

Dystopian Tweets For People Who Want To Be Depressed

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Wholesome tweets of the week | tweet by Harry @wroetoshaw Gave my Dad Mr Bean cut out Christmas and he's been moving around house scare my Mum pics of a rowan atkinson cardboard cut out standing in different locations in a house

Wholesome Things That Happened In The Past Week And Deserve Emoji Hearts (Tweets)

Funniest relationship tweets | Dad DAD @thedad Marriage is finding balance between not losing who are as an individual and understanding she's right, Star Wars posters bedroom isn't good look.

Funniest Relationship Tweets We Scrolled Past This Week

Twitter Thread About The Woman Who Discovered Two Pigeons In Her Living Room | tweet by lucy topping OH NO pic of two pigeons standing against a yellow wall on top of a shelves unit pile of books or board games

Funny Twitter Thread About The Woman Who Discovered Two Pigeons In Her Living Room

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funny tweets, British, problems, polite, culture, twitter | Tweet VeryBritishProblems T@SoVeryBritish Brit 1: Excuse sorry, can just Brit 2: Yes course, sorry Brit 1: Sorry, thanks <both Brits somehow know 's happening> 04/04/2015 21:53 6,375 RETWEETS 8,229 FAVOURITES | Looking into having hands surgically removed after waving at someone who waving at someone behind

'Very British Problems' Making Life Awkward For Brits Everywhere

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Zoos Rating Species In The Form Of An Amazon Review