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When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

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Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week | tweet by Professional Worrier @pro_worrier_ According labor laws allowed an hour lunch and two fifteen minute breaks Store Manager: Ma'am don't work here and not watching kids

Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (February 16, 2020)

Funny Things Kids Say About Animals | tweet by James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn 5-year-old: There's spider my room won't hurt 5: Did spider tell say

Dad Tweets The Funniest Things His Daughters Say About Animals

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Funny, cute, and poetic cat tweets from Twitter account 'Curious Zelda' | tweet haiku black and white cat with large yellow eyes Curious Zelda @CuriousZelda have deep connection feel my soul Our love has no conditions But please refill my bowl Had craving Felt inspired Did some catnip Now wired.

Fourteen Cute And Funny Poetic Posts From 'Curious Zelda'

Funny, cute, and poetic cat tweets from Twitter account 'Curious Zelda' | tweet haiku black and white cat with large yellow eyes Curious Zelda @CuriousZelda have deep connection feel my soul Our love has no conditions But please refill my bowl Had craving Felt inspired Did some catnip Now wired.

Fourteen Cute And Funny Poetic Posts From 'Curious Zelda'

Galentine's day, funny tweets, women, friendship, friends, valentines day, female, empowerment, support | tweet abbey @louisavontrapp valentines day is garbage fake holiday but galentine's day is beautiful and wholesome and fun fake holiday and will die defending

A Collection Of The Best Galentine's Day Tweets

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tweet by Vegan 6ix God @VEGASHI269 Just washed my cow, tell her she's cute pics of a baby cow in a bathtub and wrapped in a towel

She's the cutest!

Funny captions from new york times style editor choire sicha covering the oscars, adam driver, timothee chalamet, janelle monae | Heather Kelly @heatherkelly Shout out drunk intern having blast writing NYT Oscars captions. Who's going drive home, Adam Driver? Favorito! At Governors Ball. Everyone's number one joke today is Oscar voters didn't know Parasite about them.

New York Times' Oscars Style Captions Were A Delightful Comedy Surprise

Funny random memes | Dad fast asleep channel gets changed Dad: Hey watching wwe pro wrestling the undertaker sitting up in his coffin. getting ready event vs at event @lonerslifestyle saint west kardashian family

Thirty Simpleton Memes For The Critically Bored

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funny memes about pete buttigieg wearing bright green headphones, spotify, music, bernie sanders, democrats, presidential elections | tweet by Lion Ryan @rynowill75 HUEY LEWIS AND THE NEWS FORE! Hip Be Square Huey Lewis News. American Psycho movie reference Patrick Bateman murderer

Photo Of Pete Buttigieg In Headphones Gets Roasted On Twitter

Twitter, memes, president Donald Trump photograph face spray fake tan orange circle unblended bronzer makeup | Can somebody get President United States beauty blender half peeled orange

Trump Gets Roasted And Meme'd For His Orange Tan Line

tweet by Health Nerd @GidMK my wife and i never baby talk to our kids we use full sentences and a wide vocabulary my daughter is 4 and can carry a conversation adults are shocked at her social aptitude my 2nd daughter isn't even 2 and she uses 4 syllable words which is impressive bc they're both cats

Quite Impressive

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Funny tweet that reads, "Thanks for the clarification, Dad" above a photo of a girl next to a sea lion, where her dad says happy birthday and points out which one is her

Wasn't Clear Before

relatable cat tweet by cat owners for caturday | Todd 'Papi' Carlos @TheToddWilliams eating cereal MY CAT really need particular milk

Cat Tweets Written By Cat Folks

Funny memes, dank memes, robert pattinson, robert pattinson memes | this is the first time i've seen this guy not look like he took an adderall and robber a pet store after not sleeping for 5 days robert pattinson for time out magazine smiling with flowers

He's Looking Good

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funny random memes | smartphones vs seasoning think would would be mind-blowing their mind: someone 15th century: actually blow GROUND McCormick Cormick Allspice 112 Chili Powder Garlic Powder Smoked Paprka Curry Powder Uber Thyme LEAVES ROUND Cumin NcCormick McCormick CRUSHED Red Peppe Onion Powder. man passed out in bed with his phone on silent If need call no matter time is be there Also Ringer Silent 130 missed calls

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Funny Tweets About All Those Women Named "Karen" Out There

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Mom sends unwanted son to work on foreign farm, resulting in him making a fortune through hard work, he refuses to share the profit with the family: ‘Make your own money’

Mom sends unwanted son to work on foreign farm, resulting in him making a fortune through hard work, he refuses to share the profit with the family: ‘Make your own money’

Employee leaves company after 12 years, manager tells him the company would've created any job he wanted if he had asked for it: 'Why tell me now, as I'm leaving, that my dream job was supposedly in the works?'

Employee leaves company after 12 years, manager tells him the company would've created any job he wanted if he had asked for it: 'Why tell me now, as I'm leaving, that my dream job was supposedly in the works?'

A Furry Frenzy of 30+ Fantastic Animals in Feel Good Vibes for Sunday Scrolls

A Furry Frenzy of 30+ Fantastic Animals in Feel Good Vibes for Sunday Scrolls

Successful businessman refuses to give half his fortune to his farmer brother after a lifetime of his family favoring his brother: 'I was sending money home regularly.'

Successful businessman refuses to give half his fortune to his farmer brother after a lifetime of his family favoring his brother: 'I was sending money home regularly.'

21 Pawdorable Pictures of Cats Winning at Winter Activities

21 Pawdorable Pictures of Cats Winning at Winter Activities

Company bans employees from working from home on Fridays because the office felt empty: 'I’m commuting an hour each way again purely for vibes.'

Company bans employees from working from home on Fridays because the office felt empty: 'I’m commuting an hour each way again purely for vibes.'

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