funny tweets

When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

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tweets time scary wtf anxiety accurate truth hurts sadness pain | tweet by mrRuimy Matt Damon is actually two years older than Robin Williams they both starred together Gus Van Sant's GOOD WILL HUNTING.

Tweets About The Concept Of Time (25 Panic-Induced Tweets)

as a bat biologist i just wanna give a shout out to bats, who for years we've been saying are super sophisticated at dodging one another and flying in synchrony. now that we've used high speed camera on them turns out they crash into each other all the time. bats are cool

Clumsy Bats

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Funny meme, villagers, shrek, funny tweet about michigan guys who look like the villagers from shrek.

True

Funny tweet that reads, "I drew a ninja" above a blank image

Stealthy

funny twitter thread about train conductor that outsmarts fare-evading passenger on their way to edinburgh | Later train guard is walking through, checking tickets, and gently wakes guy Can see ticket, please Oh need buy ticket Where going, pal guy glances at his phone Edinburgh Where did get on

Train Conductor Uses Detective Work to Bust Fare-Evading Passenger

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funny animal tweets | tweet by thedad bet "fly on wall" is generational brag fly community. Like oh my great grandfather? Yeah he fly on wall room they wrote Space Jam

Animal Tweets That Made Us Laugh This Week (January 13th, 2020)

Funniest relationship tweets | tweet by thedad calls wife 1 day into her 2 week business trip do like soup

Funniest Relationship Tweets We Scrolled Past This Week

tweet by paladinamber for a couple of days my cat had been showing signs of dying, not drinking, not eating, sleeping and hiding. so i go to the vets today and the very straight up said "he looks like he got into a fight and he's depressed he lost, his vitals are fine". i cant with this cat lmaoo

Can You Imagine?

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Innocent Trip To Mexico Results In Jail-time And Stolen Passport (Twitter Thread)

funniest women tweets of the week | tweet by HireMelmFunny Baby Yoda implies existence Sporty Yoda, Scary Yoda, Ginger Yoda, and Posh Yoda

Funniest Tweets Written By Women Last Week (January 6th, 2020)

funny animal tweets | tweet by ThisLocalHater can't make everyone happy not dog bow tie

Animal Tweets That Made Us Laugh This Week (January 6th, 2020)

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Funny tweet that reads, "Took me eleven minutes to do that thing I've been avoiding for three months: a memoir"

My Life In A Nutshell

funny meme, funny tweet, angry dolphin drawing, old drawing of dolphin, twitter | look how made this dolphin is

This dolphin is SO mad.

funny tweet about accepting compliments, hard to accept compliments, funny memes, relatable | do i like being complimented: yes. do i know how to respond to compliments: no. does it make me wish people would never compliment me: yes. do i seek validation nonetheless: yes. do i ever truly believe the compliment: no. do i still need compliments: yes.

Relatable

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Extra Cheez: The 2019 Cat-A-Log Issue

Funny Twitter thread about how a doctor would deliver a defibrillator to a centaur | tweet by FredWuMD Serious question medtwitter: If show up at code, and patient is centaur who had cardiac arrest, ignoring joules question, where do think defib pads should go assuming heart is human part, or B, assuming heart is horse part?

Doctor Tries To Figure Out Where To Put A Defibrillator On A Centaur