funny tweets

When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

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Funny Pakalu Papito tweet that reads, "How do I play hard to get when I'm already hard to want"

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The Real Meaning Behind Corporate Catchphrases | tweet by Jamie Keller SCGCON @Jamie7Keller Replying delia_p wanted follow up forgot didn't Didn't Am joke

'Per My Last Email': The Real Meaning Behind Corporate Catchphrases

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funny memes and tweets about job interviews | stock photography people in suits [interview] Employer: So why do think be good waiter could say Bring lot table Employer whispers holy shit @thepunningman Interviewer would describe yourself verbally, but l've also prepared dance

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Funny meme about Angelina Jolie and Lady Gaga competing for role of Cleopatra, funny tweet about how scarlett johnansson should get it | tweet by musebuff it is being reported that lady gaga and angelina jolie are currently competing to play cleopatra in an upcoming movie. who would you like to see play the role? neither bc cleopatra wasn't white. do the right thing and give the role to scarlett johansson

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netflix parenting tweets funny lol twitter kids parents relatable accurate | Katie Didn't @Pork Chop_Hair [5:30am Babe. Wake up. Hurry, babe only have fourteen and half hours decide watch on Netflix tonight put coffee on. 1,972 5:31 PM Jan 19, 2020

Parents And Netflix: A True Love Story (22 Tweets)

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funny lies tweets parents parenting twitter kids lol | tweet by Professional Worrier @pro_worrier_ try really hard not lie my kids Also can't go Disney world 's locked

Parents Tweet The Blatant Lies They Tell Their Kids (21 Tweets)

tweets gender products wtf funny lol why weird twitter men woman | tweet by themouseyouknow unnecessarily gendered products, a thread: the 2 genders man and apricot. FOR YOU shampoo for men, FOR YOU shampoo apricot

Ridiculous Unnecessary Gendered Products ( A Thread)

thoughts dogs crossed paws fancy cats cute aww adorable wholesome tweets funny lol twitter | sometimes you have to cross your paws and let everyone know you're feeling fancy

Tweet From 'Thoughts Of Dog' Sparks Wholesome Doggo Content

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Funny Twitter memes entitled, "Follow Me for More Recipes" | Prettygetz Getrudes @PrettygetzG Follow more recipe hot dog sliced and covered in ketchup. Sudipto @tastemythunder Follow more recipes peeled banana on a plate bare minimum food funny kitchen no talent for cooking basic simple

Twitter Users Roast Their Own Cooking 'Skills' With This Culinary Meme

penguin skeleton tweets neck funny lol animals weird cute interesting | tweet by rossi p so that's deadass all neck? i need a minute to process

Twitter User Baffled By Penguin Skeleton And Sparks Amusing Thread

Funniest parenting tweets of the week | one minute you're young cool and dancing to live music every friday night, and the next minute you're begging your kids through gritted teeth to go back to bed so you can finish watching your documentary about avocados

Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (January 26, 2020)

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Funny Twitter memes and reactions to someone on Twitter asserting that babies can develop Alzheimer's Disease from vaccines | Against Too many cases perfectly healthy babies all sudden being diagnosed health department will assist u with getting an exemption form. Long as u breastfeed give child natural nutrients needs Immune system A1 face sitter DmoonDonna Diagnosed with sasha4short Down syndrome Alzheimer's, etc. lisa simpson Babies w Alzheimer's hell are they forgetting?

Twitter Is Having A Field Day Over 'Baby Alzheimer's' Parodies

funny tweet about feet and metres | why do people like feet? not kink shaming just wondering what about feet makes them so attractive to some people. that must be something from the us here in europe we're more into metres

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instructions guide for dogsitting | Weekend with Gus Instructional Guide Day life Gus Bed Time Bed time is between 9-9:30 PM. Tell him go bed, give treat, lock his crate, put blanket over turn all lights out, and leave room. If stay living room, he will cry! Daily Life Gus does best he adheres strict schedule. He can become rambunctious if he gets decide day goes! He needs be taken out every 2 hours typically. He will sit at door ring bells alert Potty time does not mean outside play time.

Woman Receives Complete Dogsitting PDF Guide For Her Sisters Dog

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Funny tweet that reads, "Girls these days at 2 vs. me when I was 2" above a photo of a woman dressed up holding a "2" balloon, next to a photo of a toddler

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Funny random memes and tweets, twitter, stupid memes, relatable memes, basic memes, normie memes, entertaining tweets | rapper conceited reaction face coffee art. Maybe this coffee will help be more productive Coffee. recipe: 2 cloves garlic got. cutting board with many cloves of garlic on it.

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