funny tweets

When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

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instructions guide for dogsitting | Weekend with Gus Instructional Guide Day life Gus Bed Time Bed time is between 9-9:30 PM. Tell him go bed, give treat, lock his crate, put blanket over turn all lights out, and leave room. If stay living room, he will cry! Daily Life Gus does best he adheres strict schedule. He can become rambunctious if he gets decide day goes! He needs be taken out every 2 hours typically. He will sit at door ring bells alert Potty time does not mean outside play time.

Woman Receives Complete Dogsitting PDF Guide For Her Sisters Dog

Funny tweet that reads, "Girls these days at 2 vs. me when I was 2" above a photo of a woman dressed up holding a "2" balloon, next to a photo of a toddler

Kids These Days Smh

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Funny random memes and tweets, twitter, stupid memes, relatable memes, basic memes, normie memes, entertaining tweets | rapper conceited reaction face coffee art. Maybe this coffee will help be more productive Coffee. recipe: 2 cloves garlic got. cutting board with many cloves of garlic on it.

Memes 'N Tweets To Ward Off Disillusionment

Funny tweet about peoples texting styles, when you're serious and when you're excited | two types of person: when you're serious when you're excited

True

Funny Twitter meme that reads, "I press 'later' when an app asks me to rate it instead of pressing 'never' because I don't want to hurt its feelings"

I'm In This Photo And I Don't Like It

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Funny and self deprecating memes and tweets | trash can in the spotlight: whenever its my turn speak. James Franco Staring at Tobey Maguire: falling love with girl God, using her hurt character development

Self-Deprecating Memes For Anyone Prone To Hating Themselves

Funny Twitter thread started by Jimmy Fallon asking readers about the dumbest family fight they've ever been in | tweet by magicdel My dad discovered hadn't returned book library. This escalated into huge argument as he convinced would affect his credit score because my library card still registered at his address.#DumbestFamilyFight

Twitter Users Describe The Dumbest Family Fights They've Been In

tweet by violetfeline i don't know whose cat needs to hear this but you literally just ate

My Cat Needs To Hear This

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Funny tweet about how people you know who get into breadmaking from scratch are going through depression.

Truth

Funny memes and tweets about dogs | dog breaking through wall Open bag snack another room My dog. drakeposting sully from monsters inc. eating same meal two days row My dog eating same thing 8 years row

Bunch Of Doggo Memes For Those Havin' A Ruff Day

Funny meme tweet about being late for work even though the traffic is exactly how it should be.

Shocking, TBH

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jimmy fallon funny tweets hashtag game ruin a movie title by changing one word: tweet by sabrih21 Finding Nemo's Body #RuinAMovieWithOneWord

People Did a Very Good Job When Asked By Jimmy Fallon To #RuinAMovieWithOneWord

tom jerry tweets funny twitter viral hotel reception cute | tweet by ella_7991 this arab guy calls the hotel reception to complain about a mouse in his room. listen to how he describes the situation. jerry the mouse lifting his sunglasses from his eyes

Man Calls Hotel Reception To Let Them Know There's A 'Jerry' In His Room

funny animal tweets | tweet by k8oclock look at this freaking guy socks dogsreaction lomito kalsetin adorable fluffy white dog wearing tiny pink socks

Animal Tweets That Made Us Laugh This Week (January 20, 2020)

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one time my sister's cat pretended he was dying because my sister had a baby and it was getting more attention than he did. i like how you used he for the cat and it for the baby.

"He" or "It"?

Funny tweet that reads, "No matter how bad things get I remind myself I could be trapped in a pyramid scheme convinced I'm a business owner"

#BossBabe